Search Results
Post Author Forum Replies Views Posted [asc]
    Thread: Hunger Games
Post: Re: Hunger Games

Sure, I'll give it a shot. [spoiler]https://i.imgur.com/hQRGmbZ.png It begins![/spoiler] The Bloodbath [spoiler]Jay Wolff runs away from the Cornucopia. Jadon Stange takes a spear from inside the c...
CrackBauer General Discussion 20 8,918 04-13-2015, 07:17 AM
    Thread: Did you know?
Post: Re: Did you know?

Anything put through the fryer somehow becomes pocket-sized; this includes people. Emergency 02 tanks can also fit in your pocket, convenient if you don't want your hands full during an escape. Want...
CrackBauer General Discussion 83 30,621 03-31-2015, 11:12 PM
    Thread: Genetics: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
Post: Re: Genetics: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

As an aside, with the new forensics additions, would it be possible for Genetics and/or Robotics to have a modified handheld scanner in their offices to help out with security? It'd be the same as the...
CrackBauer Ideas & Suggestions 80 27,177 03-19-2015, 10:27 PM
    Thread: MSDOS CREW: let's play and chat about games @ archive.org
Post: Re: MSDOS CREW: let's play and chat about games @ ...

atomic1fire Wrote: -- It's questionable legally but really neat. -- About that, the Internet Archive secured a DMCA exemption back in 2006 for obsolete software. (https://blog.archive.org/2006/11/29/...
CrackBauer General Discussion 7 4,383 01-15-2015, 01:58 AM
    Thread: how do YOU like to traitor?
Post: Re: how do YOU like to traitor?

Surplus crates, they force me to get creative. Straight-up rampages and pipebombing feels like a cop-out for a traitor round since everybody does it at least once. I prefer to make player's lives utte...
CrackBauer General Discussion 61 23,839 12-17-2014, 09:32 AM
    Thread: Adding Seltzer to the Soda Dispenser and Other Drinks
Post: Re: Adding Seltzer to the Soda Dispenser and Other...

CrackBauer Wrote: -- Haine Wrote: -- HOW YOU CAN HELP MAKE IT EASY -- -drink shenanigans- -- Whoops, forgot to add the descriptions. Code: -- Black Russian: "A vodka-infused coffee cocktail." Fr...
CrackBauer Ideas & Suggestions 11 5,145 11-22-2014, 08:08 AM
    Thread: Adding Seltzer to the Soda Dispenser and Other Drinks
Post: Re: Adding Seltzer to the Soda Dispenser and Other...

Haine Wrote: -- HOW YOU CAN HELP MAKE IT EASY -- Sure thing, here are all the extra details. I don't know the exact alchohol-to-ethanol rates of the drinks, so I'm going for verbal descriptions. Rob...
CrackBauer Ideas & Suggestions 11 5,145 11-22-2014, 07:08 AM
    Thread: Adding Seltzer to the Soda Dispenser and Other Drinks
Post: Adding Seltzer to the Soda Dispenser and Other Dri...

Having a dispenser filled with various sodas and juices is nice, but why plain seltzer is out is puzzling. It opens the barman to a few more cocktails and if you toss in some sodium, you've got club s...
CrackBauer Ideas & Suggestions 11 5,145 11-17-2014, 01:11 AM
    Thread: Artifact Shenanigans
Post: Re: Artifact Shenanigans

Someone left a borging artifact in the bar once; a surprising number of people jumped in it (myself included). We then spent the rest of the round aggressively cajoling people into abandoning their hu...
CrackBauer General Discussion 21 8,825 10-22-2014, 05:47 AM
    Thread: Need help with fighting assholes
Post: Re: Need help with fighting assholes

Pelt them with burning donuts.
CrackBauer General Discussion 8 4,688 09-22-2014, 09:54 AM
    Thread: Best moments ever thread 2.0
Post: Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0

Hm, well that was an enloafening experience! Dare I suggest throwing smelted items into the loafer next time?
CrackBauer General Discussion 2,610 1,078,259 08-21-2014, 08:46 AM
    Thread: Dong Labs
Post: Re: Dong Labs

Silvercloud29 Wrote: -- Ok, so I am a little confused. What's this all about? -- donglabs.com used to be the server/forum host.
CrackBauer General Discussion 8 5,097 07-12-2014, 07:08 AM
    Thread: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)
Post: Re: Overheard On The Station

Quote: -- Jen Ericson asks, "Breaking into EVA, I see?" Jay Wolff says, "yep" Jen Ericson blinds Jay Wolff with the flash! -- During the exploding erebite QM's visit to medbay, this guy showed up. ...
CrackBauer General Discussion 1,588 706,246 06-13-2014, 05:04 AM
    Thread: How to ruin an antagonists round: the basics
Post: Re: How to ruin an antagonists round: the basics

This is why I always wait at least twenty minutes before kicking off any traitory shenanigans, I like to not get instagibbed and give the crew time to prep or mess around with their jobs.
CrackBauer General Discussion 37 15,709 04-14-2014, 05:08 PM
    Thread: Best moments ever thread 2.0
Post: Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0

hatmadder Wrote: -- Lavastage Wrote: -- Okay this one is an old one. A few months back there was a level 1 meteor event, naturally when it arrived it was just one gigantic meteor going up the centr...
CrackBauer General Discussion 2,610 1,078,259 01-27-2014, 08:21 AM
    Thread: Best moments ever thread 2.0
Post: Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0

I decided to break the routine of Genetics by being the Clown for a round. This was a mistake. I was lured into medbay on the pretense of having my balance issues fixed. I was then kidnapped and subje...
CrackBauer General Discussion 2,610 1,078,259 01-22-2014, 07:58 AM
    Thread: Ways for more departments to make money
Post: Re: Ways for more departments to make money

Sundance Wrote: -- mozi Wrote: -- i think we need more stuff worth buying before adding in more sources of money or we end up with hyperspaceinflation. imho -- qm right now is pretty much golden, i...
CrackBauer Ideas & Suggestions 24 9,716 12-20-2013, 03:01 PM
    Thread: How did you last die
Post: Re: How did you last die

I got wrestled to death by Jay Wolff upon exiting the bar last night. The hallways were filled with screaming and blood as the bath salt-infused Wolff proved he was a robust grapplemaster by tossing m...
CrackBauer General Discussion 274 104,603 12-16-2013, 05:58 PM