How to ruin an antagonists round: the basics

[thehman03]

This is a parody of most books that tell you how to do things. This is a guide to being a fun-hating asshole.

If you are not the AI, skip to step 3
Step 1: Find out almost directly after round start who the antagonists are, look for people spawning traitor gear or other things that show that they are an antagonist. (IF YOUR TARGET IS HUMAN-SKIP TO STEP 3)
Step 2: SHOCK EVERY LAST FUCKING DOOR AROUND YOUR TARGET. This will make sure that they can not escape, unless they are in a pod bay.
Step 3: Alert everyone to the presence of the antagonist, their location, name, type of antagonist and make sure it's noticeable.
Step 4: Kill the antagonist immediately, and make sure you let everyone know it was you, if they get mad at you for killing them before ten minutes...
Step 5: Gloat at them mercilesly with how much they suck, how they should never play, how you are a glorious hero.
Step 6: GIB THAT FUCKER GOOD! You don't want them having any fun, so gib them early so nobody clones them, borging is also a no-no, as that means they can still play!
Step 7: If by some fluke of nature your evil evil target is cloned, HUNT THEM DOWN WITH THE FORCE OF 1000 SUNS! They could have fun! and we don't want that do we?

Now with my great help techniques, you can be a big asshole as well. If you do any of this after 12 minutes, you are no longer an asshole elite, and will have to redo your training. Good luck!

Seriously, if you kill an antagonist less than 10 minutes in, you are being rude and making the game boring, this has been a PSI by Dr. Thehman03, PHD, ESQ, TTYL, GG, FUBAR, SNAFU, HMS.

AWOL.
anyways, feel free to post your thoughts on the matter.

[booterror]

Sounds like you got dunked. Get more robust!

[KikiMofo]

Hahaha. I love this. Also I agree. If the AI or Detective or some random passerby sees you spawning your gear at round start and gets on you about it they are idiots. The game isn't as fun without traitors. If they want to be a no fun no traitor station they can go to Baystation.

[Sundance]

Step 8: Steal the traitors equipment, and use his equipment to enact your brilliant justice on other antagonists.
Step 9: Get arrested by security, but break out and whoop secs ass for "wrongful arrest"

[Lavastage]

As a guy who hates supercop AI's, I detest you actually putting this out there there WILL be a guy who does this every round now, you know but on the other hand, good work on making vigilantes look like assholes.

[Chike101]

Step 8: Steal the traitors equipment, and use his equipment to enact your brilliant justice on other antagonists.
Step 9: Get arrested by security, but break out and whoop secs ass for "wrongful arrest"

Step 8 happened to me once

[Nubcake]

How to lose friends and alienate people

[Sundance]

Step 8: Steal the traitors equipment, and use his equipment to enact your brilliant justice on other antagonists.
Step 9: Get arrested by security, but break out and whoop secs ass for "wrongful arrest"

Step 8 happened to me once

I'm almost certain step 8 has happened to all of us.

Hands up if you've had some asshole vigilante with a cloaker come "robust" you

[Lavastage]

I'm almost certain step 8 has happened to all of us.

Hands up if you've had some asshole vigilante with a cloaker come "robust" you

I actually had a curse where I would die within 10 minutes due to vigilantes. I eventually broke it after 3 months. 3 fucking months of dying 10 minutes in.
I raise my hand infinitely.

[Lantern]

when i play AI, and i see someone spawn a traitor item, i like to put everyone on edge by saying "hmmm, that thing looks dangerous" or smething like that that tells no one what it is, who has it, or where they are, but does make the traitors think on their feet. Also, when someone asks me what it was and who it was, i plead ignorance with "unidentified item", and "unknown had it" even if i saw exactly who it was.

[Captain_Bravo]

Raise your hand if you've ever been killed by a "vigilante" who comes around the corner, whips out his C-saber, and then when security shows up says "I disarmed his saber and stole it from him! That makes it mine now."

Also referred to as "An Evil Genius."

[Shoddy]

The worst vigilantes are the ones with an obsidian crown, all access and laser guns, seriously HoP stop enabling these guys!
(PS: how are people living forever with the obsidian crown I see people with it round-long)

[Sundance]

The worst vigilantes are the ones with an obsidian crown, all access and laser guns, seriously HoP stop enabling these guys!
(PS: how are people living forever with the obsidian crown I see people with it round-long)

Because access to medication (fuck me, there's far too many medipacks around the station imo), and the food health buff. With an obsedian crown, I just walk around with a pack of fries and when that eldritch voice comes a callin' I chow down.
Obsedian crown is fun when you are a miscreant. I had a miscreant hos round where I had the crown, a whiteweed joint (and more in my bag), Salbutamol in a hypospray for when I needed air, some robust cola, EOD armor which I painted black. I named myself "The Masters Voice" and I went around shooting traitors with a buckshot, but never actually arresting them, I just said something stupid when I managed to stun them. I managed to make the entire station hate me, because I was neither a good guy nor a bad guy, and nobody could actually kill me. Being a miscreant hos is probably more fun than being a traitor imo. You can be an ass because the admins know you know how to be one whilst being fun and not breaking the rules.

Raise your hand if you've ever been killed by a "vigilante" who comes around the corner, whips out his C-saber, and then when security shows up says "I disarmed his saber and stole it from him! That makes it mine now."

Also referred to as "An Evil Genius."

That never works on me. I despise vigilantes with a passion so chances are if the dude won't hand over the saber or is a big dick about it, I'll arrest him, brig him, and tease him with the saber by activating / deactivating it incessantly from the other side of the brig window.

I hate dudes who yell at security for wanting to clone a traitor. Like, I always clone a traitor unless he was a big mean jerk, but I've been met with some real jerks who would grab the traitor as i'm bringing him to genetics, or yell on the radio that i'm rogue/collaborating with the traitor.
I clone traitors for the exact reason that it's more fun giving them a second chance, and chances are they'll be less likely to kill you, so you can have fun with them when they manage to get back all their equipment and/or go for plan B. When their dead, nobody gets to see plan B, and that to me is a shame.

[Crumplehat]

This seems to happen to me most often as a wizard, really. I'm almost NEVER a fuck-all, kill-everything wizard, because I'm just not really good enough for that, so I try to be a fun mischievous wizard. Pandamonium here and there, arse nath once in a while, freeze ray there, soda golem here, fun stuff, yeah?

And then I get murdered not 5 minutes after setting foot on the station by a captain that stole the bartender's shotgun and a mob of crewmembers who got lasers from QM first thing into the round.

I had been making cheeseburgers.

[Lantern]

I hate dudes who yell at security for wanting to clone a traitor. Like, I always clone a traitor unless he was a big mean jerk, but I've been met with some real jerks who would grab the traitor as i'm bringing him to genetics, or yell on the radio that i'm rogue/collaborating with the traitor.
I clone traitors for the exact reason that it's more fun giving them a second chance, and chances are they'll be less likely to kill you, so you can have fun with them when they manage to get back all their equipment and/or go for plan B. When their dead, nobody gets to see plan B, and that to me is a shame.

I never understood why people get so pissy about letting a traitor go. I mean goddamn do theyWANT the round to just be boring as fuck simply to satisfy their power-gamer needs to feel like they won?