How did you last die

[Tiger33116]

So how did you last die I will add mine later my laptop is almost dead

[FrontlineAcrobat4]

I am still alive but I know something that is dead.....


its poo

[Coolguye]

you really need to get the fuck over poo already. either that or start seeing a shrink for an anal fixation.

[epicdwarf]

I died by trying to make a building in space. I was just about to finish it when I screwed up ,and went flying in space.

[Archenteron]

As it turns out, Light Grenades do not make light, nor are they light in weight. It also did not really belong to the Detective who I had just killed, despite the note next to it claiming to be such.

[Nitrous]

I never die!

[Swedish Horror]

I mixed all the discount dan's drinks with heaters on and injected them into myself. I died nearly instantly.

[Cogwerks]

Meth lab explosion in the secret room, intentional. The blast blew the walls out in a huge fireball just as a security guard was walking by outside. He took my body away without doing any other investigating or even commenting on what happened. A botanist in a George Melons mask found the beakers of CRANK on the floor and shot them all up into himself and ran around screaming for awhile. A mindslave and his traitor boss then found my little crank lab, the mindslave immediately tried to make napalm and set both of them on fire, which caused a chain reaction with my ingredients and the whole room blew up again.

[Spacemarine9]

[FrontlineAcrobat4]

you really need to get the fuck over poo already. either that or start seeing a shrink for an anal fixation.

true. also el Bort made me a vampire when I was in the middle of space once.

[Conor12]

The chaplain threw a bible at me when I was farting on people.

He knows my weakness: I fart.

[Infinite Monkeys]

I stole photos of a UFO while dressed as, and named, 'Man in Black', then I pipebombed the photos to destroy them before walking through the nearest wall into space and gibselfing.

[Furbeh]

I was running around as a drunk chaplain, and I slipped. I proceded to passively fart and was immediately gibbed.

[Karakoran]

Was minding my business in the Bar when the Detective walks in with an e-gun and starts opening fire. I dodged him for a while, but alas, poor Roman Fap was struck by an energy bolt (stunned) and then lasered into Critical.

Sadly for the Detective this was not gruesome enough. A passing Singularity started eating part of the bar, so the Detective threw me into it.

[Dauntasa]

Mindslaved by a Spy and told to set up a fog machine full of Venom, I turned it on but before I could escape its range a member of a rival team punched me in the face and I went down next to the machine and inhaled a cloud of deadly poison.