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A new genetic mutation.
#1
You know how geckos detach their tail when they're afraid and regenerate it over time? There should be a mutation that does that with spaceman butts. Any time the character does the *scream emote, they have a 50% chance of their butt plopping off and (if possible) wriggling away in a random direction for a while. Any time the character lacks a butt, they have a 0.01% chance each life cycle to grow a new one.
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#2
(08-10-2016, 07:47 AM)Grek Wrote: You know how geckos detach their tail when they're afraid and regenerate it over time? There should be a mutation that does that with spaceman butts. Any time the character does the *scream emote, they have a 50% chance of their butt plopping off and (if possible) wriggling away in a random direction for a while. Any time the character lacks a butt, they have a 0.01% chance each life cycle to grow a new one.

This is amazing and i want it.


It could be called Gekkota Defences or something.
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#3
(08-10-2016, 07:47 AM)Grek Wrote: You know how geckos detach their tail when they're afraid and regenerate it over time? There should be a mutation that does that with spaceman butts. Any time the character does the *scream emote, they have a 50% chance of their butt plopping off and (if possible) wriggling away in a random direction for a while. Any time the character lacks a butt, they have a 0.01% chance each life cycle to grow a new one.

That is both disturbing and hilarious it must be added AT ONCE!
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#4
You could give a couple of monkeys this and paranoia and use it to harvest butts for the roboticist or the chef or what have you.
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#5
(08-10-2016, 09:37 AM)amaranthineApocalypse Wrote: You could give a couple of monkeys this and paranoia and use it to harvest butts for the roboticist or the chef or what have you.

Yeah, sure... monkeys...
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#6
0.01% is pretty ridiculously low though.

Even 0.1% would have a hard time rolling 1:1000 odds
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#7
0.01 per life cycle, so an average of 3 minutes 33 seconds for it to grow back.
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#8
(08-10-2016, 12:19 PM)Grek Wrote: 0.01 per life cycle, so an average of 3 minutes 33 seconds for it to grow back.

which is reasonable enough.

Mind you, it'll take a lot of monkeys/clowns/staff assistants/griffers to get a decent butt outflow
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#9
space hermit crabs that dwell in the severed butts and scuttle about
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#10
Asscrabs?
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#11
make the ass constantly fart as it crawls away
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#12
(08-10-2016, 06:45 PM)zcamperz Wrote: make the ass constantly fart as it crawls away
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#13
(08-10-2016, 06:45 PM)zcamperz Wrote: make the ass constantly fart as it crawls away
i am now picturing the one scene from the thing where Norris's head crawls away only instead of his head its his ass
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