A new genetic mutation.

[Grek]

You know how geckos detach their tail when they're afraid and regenerate it over time? There should be a mutation that does that with spaceman butts. Any time the character does the *scream emote, they have a 50% chance of their butt plopping off and (if possible) wriggling away in a random direction for a while. Any time the character lacks a butt, they have a 0.01% chance each life cycle to grow a new one.

[amaranthineApocalypse]

You know how geckos detach their tail when they're afraid and regenerate it over time? There should be a mutation that does that with spaceman butts. Any time the character does the *scream emote, they have a 50% chance of their butt plopping off and (if possible) wriggling away in a random direction for a while. Any time the character lacks a butt, they have a 0.01% chance each life cycle to grow a new one.

This is amazing and i want it.


It could be called Gekkota Defences or something.

[BBEG]

You know how geckos detach their tail when they're afraid and regenerate it over time? There should be a mutation that does that with spaceman butts. Any time the character does the *scream emote, they have a 50% chance of their butt plopping off and (if possible) wriggling away in a random direction for a while. Any time the character lacks a butt, they have a 0.01% chance each life cycle to grow a new one.

That is both disturbing and hilarious it must be added AT ONCE!

[amaranthineApocalypse]

You could give a couple of monkeys this and paranoia and use it to harvest butts for the roboticist or the chef or what have you.

[Mordent]

You could give a couple of monkeys this and paranoia and use it to harvest butts for the roboticist or the chef or what have you.

Yeah, sure... monkeys...

[TheOnlyRyan]

0.01% is pretty ridiculously low though.

Even 0.1% would have a hard time rolling 1:1000 odds

[Grek]

0.01 per life cycle, so an average of 3 minutes 33 seconds for it to grow back.

[amaranthineApocalypse]

0.01 per life cycle, so an average of 3 minutes 33 seconds for it to grow back.

which is reasonable enough.

Mind you, it'll take a lot of monkeys/clowns/staff assistants/griffers to get a decent butt outflow

[misto]

space hermit crabs that dwell in the severed butts and scuttle about

[sartorius]

Asscrabs?

[zcamperz]

make the ass constantly fart as it crawls away

[The Grim Sleeper]

make the ass constantly fart as it crawls away

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[BBEG]

make the ass constantly fart as it crawls away

i am now picturing the one scene from the thing where Norris's head crawls away only instead of his head its his ass