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A new genetic mutation. - Grek - 08-10-2016
You know how geckos detach their tail when they're afraid and regenerate it over time? There should be a mutation that does that with spaceman butts. Any time the character does the *scream emote, they have a 50% chance of their butt plopping off and (if possible) wriggling away in a random direction for a while. Any time the character lacks a butt, they have a 0.01% chance each life cycle to grow a new one.
RE: A new genetic mutation. - amaranthineApocalypse - 08-10-2016
(08-10-2016, 07:47 AM)Grek Wrote: You know how geckos detach their tail when they're afraid and regenerate it over time? There should be a mutation that does that with spaceman butts. Any time the character does the *scream emote, they have a 50% chance of their butt plopping off and (if possible) wriggling away in a random direction for a while. Any time the character lacks a butt, they have a 0.01% chance each life cycle to grow a new one.
This is amazing and i want it.
It could be called Gekkota Defences or something.
RE: A new genetic mutation. - BBEG - 08-10-2016
(08-10-2016, 07:47 AM)Grek Wrote: You know how geckos detach their tail when they're afraid and regenerate it over time? There should be a mutation that does that with spaceman butts. Any time the character does the *scream emote, they have a 50% chance of their butt plopping off and (if possible) wriggling away in a random direction for a while. Any time the character lacks a butt, they have a 0.01% chance each life cycle to grow a new one.
That is both disturbing and hilarious it must be added AT ONCE!
RE: A new genetic mutation. - amaranthineApocalypse - 08-10-2016
You could give a couple of monkeys this and paranoia and use it to harvest butts for the roboticist or the chef or what have you.
RE: A new genetic mutation. - Mordent - 08-10-2016
(08-10-2016, 09:37 AM)amaranthineApocalypse Wrote: You could give a couple of monkeys this and paranoia and use it to harvest butts for the roboticist or the chef or what have you.
Yeah, sure... monkeys...
RE: A new genetic mutation. - TheOnlyRyan - 08-10-2016
0.01% is pretty ridiculously low though.
Even 0.1% would have a hard time rolling 1:1000 odds
RE: A new genetic mutation. - Grek - 08-10-2016
0.01 per life cycle, so an average of 3 minutes 33 seconds for it to grow back.
RE: A new genetic mutation. - amaranthineApocalypse - 08-10-2016
(08-10-2016, 12:19 PM)Grek Wrote: 0.01 per life cycle, so an average of 3 minutes 33 seconds for it to grow back.
which is reasonable enough.
Mind you, it'll take a lot of monkeys/clowns/staff assistants/griffers to get a decent butt outflow
RE: A new genetic mutation. - misto - 08-10-2016
space hermit crabs that dwell in the severed butts and scuttle about
RE: A new genetic mutation. - sartorius - 08-10-2016
Asscrabs?
RE: A new genetic mutation. - zcamperz - 08-10-2016
make the ass constantly fart as it crawls away
RE: A new genetic mutation. - The Grim Sleeper - 08-12-2016
(08-10-2016, 06:45 PM)zcamperz Wrote: make the ass constantly fart as it crawls away^
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RE: A new genetic mutation. - BBEG - 08-13-2016
(08-10-2016, 06:45 PM)zcamperz Wrote: make the ass constantly fart as it crawls awayi am now picturing the one scene from the thing where Norris's head crawls away only instead of his head its his ass