Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Noah Buttes]

Death dies!

Death, be not proud, though some have called thee
Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so;
For those whom thou thinkst thou dost overthrow
Die not, poor Death, nor yet canst thou kill me.
From rest and sleep, which but thy pictures be
Much pleasure; then from thee much more must flow
And soonest our best men with thee do go
Rest of their bones and soul's delivery.
Thou art slave to Fate, Chance, kings, and desperate men,
And dost with poison, war, and sickness dwell,
And poppies or charms can make us sleep as well
And better than thy stroke. Why swellst thou then?
One short sleep past, we wake eternally,
And death shall be no more; Death, thou shalt die!

[The_Rain]

Well. These are some pretty strange aeons.

[Arborinus]

Tumany Cooks [145.9] says, "Roll 1d6 to survive the shuttle ride"
Tumany Cooks throws the die.
The die shows one.
Tumany Cooks says, "SHIT A ONE"
Unknown fires Spacker-12 at the floor!
Ian Stan Gibbs has added the fire extinguisher to the backpack!
You are hit by the buckshot!
Your the emergency suit softens the hit!
You start bleeding!
Tumany Cooks screams!
The steel-reinforced glass window was hit by Tumany Cooks.
Tumany Cooks screams!
Unknown fires Spacker-12 at the floor!
Ian Stan Gibbs hiccups.
Grey Poupon gasps.
Unknown fires Spacker-12 at the floor!
The bipbup screams!
Unknown fires Spacker-12 at the floor!
Ian Stan Gibbs has added Gas Tank (Air Mix) to the backpack!
Tumany Cooks gasps, "SEE"
Unknown fires Spacker-12 at the floor!
Ian Stan Gibbs is hit by the buckshot!
Ian Stan Gibbs screams!
monkey chimpers
The bipbup has been hit by Ian Stan Gibbs.
Ian Stan Gibbs is hit by the buckshot!
Jacob Richards has added the cryptographic sequencer to the backpack!
Unknown fires Spacker-12 at the floor!
Unknown fires Spacker-12 at the floor!
Jacob Richards sneezes!
Dimidry Sdrikolov resists!
Tumany Cooks gasps, "THIS IS WHAT I GET"
Unknown fires Spacker-12 at the floor!
Ian Stan Gibbs gasps.
Ian Stan Gibbs shivers.
Ian Stan Gibbs sneezes!
Grey Poupon farts loudly!
Tumany Cooks gasps, "FOR ROLLING A ONE"
Dimidry Sdrikolov resists!
Ian Stan Gibbs sneezes!
Grey Poupon seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Ian Stan Gibbs screams!
Molly Mirrions screams!
Unknown reloads Spacker-12.

[DreamCarver]

did you know that the female antelope is one of the few animals that can run over 45mph when it sees a papa johns in the distance

This guy just showed up at the end of a round one day and tossed that tidbit into OOC.

[A4Brogan]

Greg Kleiner [145.9] says, "Someone get to Telescience and bring us back"
Edwin Braun [145.9] says, "Telescience has no power"
Edwin Braun [145.9] says, "You're fucked mate"
You feel a dull headache.
Greg Kleiner [145.9] says, "WELP TIME TO OD ON ROBUSTEEZ"

Half a minute later...

Greg Kleiner [145.9] says, "They tried to take me to rehab and I said HRRRRNNGGLBLBLBLBL"

[NateTheSquid]

Tumany Cooks (Staff Assistant) [145.9] says, "johnny your 'being dumb' gimmick is getting old"

[locusts]

[01:55:17] ‹Robert› headsurgeon fight everyone
[01:55:19] ‹HeadSurgeon› lets fight
[01:56:00] ‹shotgunbill› ok
[01:56:13] ‹Rhydic› headsurgeon v shotgunbill who will win
[01:56:17] ‹HeadSurgeon› you shotgunbill

[amaranthineApocalypse]

<Hephasto> https://scontent.fphx1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/14341711_10154594909624434_2511805_n.gif?oh=16a56c4ae9fdf2fc8488dea416...
<Hephasto> NWS torture
<AmaranthineApocalypse> this should be illegal
<DreamCarver> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<AmaranthineApocalypse> this is a crime against humanity
<Hephasto> im surprised there isn't blood everywhere tbh
<AmaranthineApocalypse> just be glad there is no audio to accompany that gif
<DreamCarver> It's just the audio from D-Day in saving private ryan
<AmaranthineApocalypse> or alternatively, the audio from d-day 2 round three
<Hephasto> i think its actually a punishment dante described
<AmaranthineApocalypse> "Ande the unholy shalle be caste down into the pittes of hell where they shalle be forced to runne for times eternal upon a neverending slicke of legos" - Dante, probably
<Hephasto> hahahah yes
<Hephasto> perfect

[Vitatroll]

stuff

He(?) was practicing long and hard for that day by wearing skinny jeans.

[ChaseSP]

Cash Clewett [145.9] asks, "Isn't piss useful for chemistry?"

Cash Clewett [145.9] says, "Whoops."

Monty Kidson (as Nathaniel Summerlin) pees themselves a little bit.

Cash Clewett [145.9] says, "Damn radio."

Cy Young [145.9] says, "Cash, what the hell"

[NateTheSquid]

You are drowning!

The useless fucking fish face gasps.

[Mcspizzy]

SECURITY-MAILBOT: Notification: the living tough highly-radioactive soulsteel closet detained by Officer Beepsky in Space.

[DreamCarver]

Jaiden Auman  [145.9]  asks, "is anybody worknig as QM?"
Sara Harlow  [145.9]  says, "Sure, head to my office"
You climb onto the Space Segway.
You dismount from the Space Segway.
Naggy Toe  [145.9]  says, "I am Jaiden"
Amusing Duck  honks, "quack"
Jaiden Auman  [145.9]  says, "found some syreline"
Jordan Lawson  [145.9]  says, "No, you're Naggy."
Jordan Lawson  says, "No, you're Naggy."
Naggy Toe  [145.9]  says, "Hi dad."

[Haine]

The Devil says, "Oh my god"
The Devil says, "BIRD YOU GIVE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW"

This is Johnny Duno (as Johnny Dano)'s pet space kea. 
A spacefaring species of nestor notabillis , also known as the 'space mountain parrot,' originating from Space Zealand. 
Johnny Duno (as Johnny Dano)'s pet space kea is holding an infernal contract. 

The Devil tries to grab the infernal contract from Johnny Duno (as Johnny Dano)'s pet space kea, but Johnny Duno (as Johnny Dano)'s pet space kea won't let go!
The Devil tries to wrestle the infernal contract from Johnny Duno (as Johnny Dano)'s pet space kea, but Johnny Duno (as Johnny Dano)'s pet space kea won't let go!
Toto Africa says, "This is very unprofessional"
The Devil tries to wrestle the infernal contract from Johnny Duno (as Johnny Dano)'s pet space kea, but Johnny Duno (as Johnny Dano)'s pet space kea won't let go!
Johnny Duno (as Johnny Dano)'s pet space kea nibbles on the infernal contract.
The Devil tries to take the infernal contract from Johnny Duno (as Johnny Dano)'s pet space kea, but Johnny Duno (as Johnny Dano)'s pet space kea won't let go!
The Devil wrestles the infernal contract from Johnny Duno (as Johnny Dano)'s pet space kea!
Johnny Duno (as Johnny Dano)'s pet space kea fusses!
The Devil says, "I PROMISE THAT NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE"
Toto Africa says, "I cant work with this"
Toto Africa throws the demonic pen.
Johnny Duno (as Johnny Dano)'s pet space kea picks up the infernal contract!
The Devil tries to take the infernal contract from Johnny Duno (as Johnny Dano)'s pet space kea, but Johnny Duno (as Johnny Dano)'s pet space kea won't let go!
The Devil says, "BIRD PLEASE"
The Devil tries to grab the infernal contract from Johnny Duno (as Johnny Dano)'s pet space kea, but Johnny Duno (as Johnny Dano)'s pet space kea won't let go!
The Devil tries to take the infernal contract from Johnny Duno (as Johnny Dano)'s pet space kea, but Johnny Duno (as Johnny Dano)'s pet space kea won't let go!

[69andahalf]

Birds have like, jaws of steel. Once they get something there's no getting it back