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Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Wydamn - 07-01-2013

Good quotes, one-liners, or exchanges between players. Anything that is particularly funny, or describes a situation well. Context optional.

Quote:DEAD: Ghost (Jillian Lester) laments, "Look at the generator hot loop inlet pressure"
DEAD: Ghost (Jillian Lester) wails, "4 e+06 kp"
DEAD: Ghost (Jillian Lester) moans, "This makes me glad i'm dead"

Quote:Fridge Green says, "All those years in pretend Medical school are going to come back to haunt me."

Quote:DEAD: Isaac Kirkhope says, "I tried to throw a pie into space and then a fucking pod got in the way"
DEAD: Isaac Kirkhope says, "fucking god I hate pods so much"



Re: Overheard On The Station - BruceHenke - 07-01-2013

Quote:DEAD: Ghost (Lily Stahl) laments, "damnit man i will correct myself whenever i well please"



Re: Overheard On The Station - Swedish Horror - 07-01-2013

Quote:Alex Cueva asks, "do you know why everyone in arrivals got turned into boxes?



Re: Overheard On The Station - UrsulaMejor - 07-01-2013

Chef Buttes Wrote:"I'm just pro bono yolo"



Re: Overheard On The Station - BillyMays - 07-01-2013

I dont know if this counts as a quote, but this:
Quote:Rickie Basinger (as Krieger Von Mueller) bites the pooplord!



Re: Overheard On The Station - Cogwerks - 07-02-2013

MENTORHELPfrownShameful Sam): Why won't my guy wake up after injecting 3 syringes of morphine?
PM: (Ensign Daeren)->(Shameful Sam): um. you do know what morphine is, right
PM: (Shameful Sam)->(Ensign Daeren): Kinda like ibuprofen right?


Re: Overheard On The Station - TheRedScare - 07-02-2013

Sir Fitzroy Benford [145.9] says, "Seems like the good ol' wizard lost one of his arms to his own fireballs"
Lee McDougal [145.9] asks, "The wizard blew off one of his arms?"
Lee McDougal [145.9] says, "That is just to perfect"
Dorfl [145.9] states, "it is quite possible he is dying on his shuttle or he is untrackable"


Re: Overheard On The Station - Sitoutumaton - 07-02-2013

George Sears puts out the cigarette on Shambling Abomination!


Re: Overheard On The Station - Katznelson - 07-02-2013

Hank Hill [135.9] says, "HELP IN THE BRIDGE THE NAME IS JE--HURK"


Re: Overheard On The Station - Morphing_Dwarf - 07-02-2013

Joaquin Newton [145.9] says, "David Ryder stole the captain"


Re: Overheard On The Station - mbc - 07-02-2013

monkey (908) chimpers, "I cant understand you asshole"


Re: Overheard On The Station - VictorMAngoStein - 07-02-2013

Centcom Alert: This guy has his priorities straight:
"Let's take his brain and his butt and make more burgers"


Re: Overheard On The Station - Conor12 - 07-02-2013

the cannabis leaf melts!
Pubbie Botanist (DEAD) says, "NO JESUS CHRIST NOT THE WEED"
the cannabis leaf melts!
Pubbie Botanist (DEAD) says, "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU'RE MEANT TO SMOKE IT"


Re: Overheard On The Station - FrontlineAcrobat4 - 07-02-2013

Quote:DEAD: Ghost (Trent Button) laments, "I once beat a wizard to death, while i was naked"



Re: Overheard On The Station - storm1911 - 07-03-2013

OOC: Pizzatiger: Wow Goodjob Mr.wizard you murder a crew full of idiots...How does that Make you feel.... ALSO HOW COULD YOU KILL JONES YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER
OOC: 42619582: And I thought changeling was shit.
OOC: Brandisius: You suck wizard, you also smell really bad!
OOC: Storm122: worst wizard 2013,from: the whole crew
OOC: That Happy Cat: Wizard: your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

poor NOT_THE_POLICE,BUT HE KILLED JONES