Goonhub
03-25-2019, 07:35 PM
Discount Dan's Almost-Free Rental Cars
Be the envy of all the crew with your bright green buggy flesh carriage!
The features of this lovely vehicle include:
- A custom-made horn that replicates the cluwne's friendly screams!*
- It spews biodegradable vomit from its exhaust!* Eco-friendly!
- It beautifies its passengers with a fashionable green attire!* You'll never want to remove it!
- Its unique semiliquid metal frame protects its passengers from any form of damage!
- It securely places its passengers after massaging them with a prehensile tongue and shuts its almost-titanium teeth after placing it inside! Relaxing and enjoyable!
- The best part? It's almost automated and only requires a driver to keep the car on the right track!
You may be asking how do I get such a wonderful car? Well, we've partnered with the Wizard Federation to allow select wizards magically transform clown cars into this amazing vehicle!
* - Discount Dan's Almost-Free Rental Cars is not held accountable for any esophageal damage from repeated vomiting, loss of voice through repeated screaming, limb loss from teeth pre-maturely shutting during the process of securing a passenger, or unintentional cluwne transformation. Discount Dan's Almost-Free Rental Car and Wizard Federation hold exclusive rights to the process of making cluwne cars.
Be the envy of all the crew with your bright green buggy flesh carriage!
The features of this lovely vehicle include:
- A custom-made horn that replicates the cluwne's friendly screams!*
- It spews biodegradable vomit from its exhaust!* Eco-friendly!
- It beautifies its passengers with a fashionable green attire!* You'll never want to remove it!
- Its unique semiliquid metal frame protects its passengers from any form of damage!
- It securely places its passengers after massaging them with a prehensile tongue and shuts its almost-titanium teeth after placing it inside! Relaxing and enjoyable!
- The best part? It's almost automated and only requires a driver to keep the car on the right track!
You may be asking how do I get such a wonderful car? Well, we've partnered with the Wizard Federation to allow select wizards magically transform clown cars into this amazing vehicle!
* - Discount Dan's Almost-Free Rental Cars is not held accountable for any esophageal damage from repeated vomiting, loss of voice through repeated screaming, limb loss from teeth pre-maturely shutting during the process of securing a passenger, or unintentional cluwne transformation. Discount Dan's Almost-Free Rental Car and Wizard Federation hold exclusive rights to the process of making cluwne cars.
