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Cluwne Car - OverlyGeneric - 03-25-2019
Discount Dan's Almost-Free Rental Cars
Be the envy of all the crew with your bright green buggy flesh carriage!
The features of this lovely vehicle include:
- A custom-made horn that replicates the cluwne's friendly screams!*
- It spews biodegradable vomit from its exhaust!* Eco-friendly!
- It beautifies its passengers with a fashionable green attire!* You'll never want to remove it!
- Its unique semiliquid metal frame protects its passengers from any form of damage!
- It securely places its passengers after massaging them with a prehensile tongue and shuts its almost-titanium teeth after placing it inside! Relaxing and enjoyable!
- The best part? It's almost automated and only requires a driver to keep the car on the right track!
You may be asking how do I get such a wonderful car? Well, we've partnered with the Wizard Federation to allow select wizards magically transform clown cars into this amazing vehicle!
* - Discount Dan's Almost-Free Rental Cars is not held accountable for any esophageal damage from repeated vomiting, loss of voice through repeated screaming, limb loss from teeth pre-maturely shutting during the process of securing a passenger, or unintentional cluwne transformation. Discount Dan's Almost-Free Rental Car and Wizard Federation hold exclusive rights to the process of making cluwne cars.
RE: Cluwne Car - Berrik - 03-26-2019
*scream
Do it.
RE: Cluwne Car - KikiMofo - 03-26-2019
This is horrible. Someone sprite this so we can see how horrible it is.....I aint doing it.
RE: Cluwne Car - Wisecrack34 - 03-26-2019
I want this just so I can cry when I look at it
RE: Cluwne Car - Firebarrage - 03-26-2019
This already exists. Let us never speak of it again.
RE: Cluwne Car - NateTheSquid - 03-26-2019
(03-26-2019, 06:49 AM)Firebarrage Wrote: This already exists. Let us never speak of it again.
RE: Cluwne Car - MrMagolor - 03-27-2019
(03-26-2019, 12:14 PM)NateTheSquid Wrote:(03-26-2019, 06:49 AM)Firebarrage Wrote: This already exists. Let us never speak of it again.