Concepts for new artifacts

[VictorMAngoStein]

artifact that makes u lizard, roach/ant man, meatcube, monkey, martian

Expanding on this idea a Human to Critter converter. Should be a rare one. Depending on what is most balanced/amusing, you could do it a few ways:
- Once used it disappears. Turns you into a random critter.
- Multiple uses, everyone who touches it turns into the same critter. You might get a lot of people touching it to become a monkey or a wendigo, not as many people touching it to become a meatcube or plasma spore.
- Multiple uses, which critter the person is turned into is randomly selected each time.

Am customs officer at centcom

Escape shuttle from space station 13 docks

A whole shitload of wendigos disembark

A wendigo wearing a captain's hat says "'Sup"

Fuck this, I'm gonna work at space walmart