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[Nnystyxx]

Don't we already have imitation cheese? I think it's an ingredient in some comedy reagents.

No, y'see, Dan-cheese is imitation imitation cheese. The regular imitation cheese is legal, probably, under some statute. But this stuff is super illegal not-not-cheese (which does not make it a double negative). :shh: