Your best death.

[Admiral jimbob]

Best wizard round ending:

Lance Schaeffer has been stunned with the stun baton by Sveta Odryna!
You have added Stun Baton to the backpack.
Sveta Odryna has grabbed Lance Schaeffer passively!
Sveta Odryna has grabbed Lance Schaeffer aggressively (now hands)!
Sveta Odryna has reinforced his grip on Lance Schaeffer (now neck)!
Sveta Odryna has temporarily tightened his grip on Lance Schaeffer!
Lance Schaeffer gasps.
Sveta Odryna has tightened his grip on Lance Schaeffer's neck!
Lance Schaeffer gasps.
Bellegar the Wise [145.9] says, "I'm strangling the Chaplain to prove that Jesus isn't real"
Bellegar the Wise (as Sveta Odryna) says, "I'm strangling the Chaplain to prove that Jesus isn't real"
Lance Schaeffer gasps.
Bellegar the Wise [145.9] says, "rip"
Bellegar the Wise (as Sveta Odryna) says, "rip"
Lance Schaeffer gasps.
Smokey Dogg [145.9] says, "Rip"
Lance Schaeffer gasps.
Lance Schaeffer gasps.
Lance Schaeffer gasps.
Lance Schaeffer seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Bellegar the Wise (as Sveta Odryna) says, "Jesus isn't real nerd"
Sveta Odryna farts on the bible.
A mysterious force smites Sveta Odryna!
OOC is now enabled.

[Saxophone Jones]

I join in the middle of a round as a Staff Assistant, and quickly find out that there is a wizard and the AI is rogue. After running from a skeleton that the AI ended up releasing into the arrivals shuttle, I ran to the chapel and got bolted in. The AI then opened the airlocks leading to the morgue, so I walked in. The AI then tried to get me to walk into a shocked door, and succeeded, but I survived and called it unoriginal.

Code:

Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] says, "You're an unoriginal rogue AI."
Magical Darcey [145.9] says, "how dumb"
Short Straw [145.9] states, "Could always try the morgue chute"
You hear a hollow crackle.
Magical Darcey [145.9] says, "aww hell naww"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] exclaims, "Oh. Sure. It won't result in a grotesque death at all!"
John Johnson [145.9] asks, "how did that plan go max?"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] exclaims, "Next you'll tell me I should climb in the incinerator!"
Short Straw [145.9] states, "That'd NEEEEEEVER happen"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] asks, "OH YEAH?"
ÿ You begin to recover.
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] asks, "YOU WANNA BET?"
Short Straw [145.9] states, "10 spacebux"
Buster Bluth [145.9] says, "RIP Seth Butte"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] asks, "YOU WANNA BET I WON'T CLIMB IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING INCINERATOR?"
Short Straw [145.9] states, "you wont get shot into space"
Luis Smith [145.9] stammers, "hhee"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] asks, "YOU THINK I DON'T GOT THE BALLS TO DO IT, ASSHOLE?"
Luis Smith [145.9] stammers, "rruudee"
Magical Darcey [145.9] says, "I DONT GRANT LAST WISHES"
Luis Smith [145.9] gasps, "wwhaat kkiiiinndddooff fuuuuccckeeerrr aarrrreee yyoooouu"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] says, "I'LL SHOW YOU, MOTHERFUCKER"
Short Straw [145.9] states, "You lack the silicone"
Magical Darcey [145.9] says, "i am the most evil wizard"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] says, "I GOT BALLS THE SIZE OF AN ASTEROID, I'll SHOW YOU, JUST WATCH ME CLIMB IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING INCINERATOR, ASSHOLE"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] says, "THAT'LL SHOW YOU, MOTHERFUCKER"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones climbs into the incinerator.
Short Straw [145.9] states, "huh"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] says, "YEAH, ASSHOLE"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] says, "NOW YOU SEE HOW TOUGH I AM"
Short Straw [145.9] states, "that isnt the morgue chute..."
DEAD: Ghost (cluwne) says, "Honk"
Short Straw states, "RIP"