Suicide Suggestions

[Mofleaker]

Basketballs should execute a Chaos Flunk, where you go through all the animations but instead slam into the ground and snap your neck. RIP

I can't put into words how much I want this to be a thing.

[pizzatiger]

i just realized that there is no suicides when wearing clothing


Clown mask- You head pops off by itself and become a clown spider

[Vitatroll]

Are anti (or perhaps ante would be a better prefix) suicides possible?

Manne Love stares longingly at the crusher and sighs! What a dork!

[Fishanchips]

If it isn't possible to beat yourself to death with the janitors mop then it should be.

Jim Avernum begins bashing his head in with the mop! It looks like its going to take a long time.

[Berrik]

Floor buffer: you tip yourself over the edge into the tank, vanishing forever (and filling the tank with blood).
Vending machine: You lay underneath it and tip it over onto your head.
Beaker: You stare at the beaker, then splash the contents onto your face. This may or may not do anything, depending on what's in the beaker!
Stun baton: You stick it down your throat and bite down on the trigger.

[Erik]

Any of the adventure zone keys: You try to stick the key into the non-exsisting keyhole in your chest

[pizzatiger]

Are anti (or perhaps ante would be a better prefix) suicides possible?

Manne Love stares longingly at the crusher and sighs! What a dork!

This should happen if your a cluwne, You can't just commit suicide to escape the curse!

[medsal15]

Are anti (or perhaps ante would be a better prefix) suicides possible?

Manne Love stares longingly at the crusher and sighs! What a dork!

This should happen if your a cluwne, You can't just commit suicide to escape the curse!

No, if you're a cluwne you honk to your death.

[atomic1fire]

It would be funny if Cluwnes were unkillable, but that would be effectively miserable given how hard it is to play cluwne. You'd almost have to teleport cluwnes off station and give them something to do in order for it to not result in people just logging out.

They're basically punishment mimes.

[Midaychi]

Hold salt in one hand (in a beaker or shaker or a crystal or whatever) and a battery in your other. Suiciding will cause them to combine and beat you senseless, then electrocute you to death. Death violently comes from a salt and battery.

[Midaychi]

^ Creates an object that other people can pick up called 'a salt and battery', and they can whack other people with it to get the attack message 'X charges Y with a salt and battery', X being the src and Y being the target.

[Naximous]

Hold a beaker with Pee in it. [usr] looks down at his beaker of pee and sighs... you hear \him mumble ''Bring back poo...'' as he proceeds to explode in a bloody mess! (Get's gibbed)
You look down at your beaker of pee and sigh... you mumble ''Bring back poo...'' and feel huge amounts of pressure inside yourself!(Get's gibbed)

And maybe! Just maybe spawn poo on the tile where he suicided :P

[Midaychi]

The twist is that it's just a cardboard cutout of the words "POO"

[Naximous]

Hold the Space Thing on your hand. [usr] gibbers some weird ancient words and disappears! He left something behind!(Drops the space thing) (The usr teleports on Sol and get's (OXYLOSS|FIRELOSS|TOXLOSS|BRUTELOSS) <- not sure if goon does it like that btw :/

[Naximous]

Ima just put some more Ideas (Not sure if some of these are in already) Hair. [usr] swallows [src] looks like \he is trying to commit a suicide!
Russian Revolver [usr] points the revolver against his head! Click, click, click, click, click... click! Huh? He looks inside the pipe... BANG! Holy shit his Right Eye flies off in a bloody arc!
Eyeball [usr] sticks an eyeball on his forehead? \he screams "KIKOHO!" and his head blows up! Looks like he didn't control his KI well enough...
PDA [usr] opens spacereddit.com/r/ss13 and just moments later his head blows up!
Pipe Bomb [usr] sticks the [src] into his butt? \he starts counting 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! ...... huh? It's a d BANG!
Meat [usr] absorbs a piece of meat into \himself? He starts shrinking while \he screams ''Vivala meatcubolution!'' (And now \hes a meat cube)
Stand Next to a chemdispenser [usr] starts shaking like crazy! \He dissolves into liquid and the [src] sucks \him inside! (Adds ability to dispense blood with the chemdispenser)
More to come when i get more ideas