Suicide Suggestions

[Zadeon]

Wizard Staff: You try and cast a spell but fail horribly! A random spell then affects you and the staff blows up. This may not even kill the person but it would still be funny.

[Berrik]

Wrestling belt: you make such an awesome pose that you explode, knocking down nearby people and leaving a gold statue of yourself behind.

[Vunterslaush]

Icing Tube: Jam the tip straight into your heart and squeeze till it explodes.

[Vitatroll]

Super happy fun time cat head hat.

Manne Love purrs nefariously!
*splat*
Manney Lovey, defiler of shrubbery weaves around Jane Q McPubb's legs and trips her!

[Tom Clancy's Gay Ghost]

Wrestling belt: you make such an awesome pose that you explode, knocking down nearby people and leaving a gold statue of yourself behind.

As fun as this is, I'd prefer piledriving/suplexing yourself into oblivion.

[atomic1fire]

Alcohol/soda dispenser

Crewmember tries to drink directly from a dispensing nozzle and accidentally drowns.

Imagine getting your head stuck in one of those little drink dispensers at mcdonalds or burger king, but drowning to death because of it. That should be possible as a suicide.

[SlapHappyPappy]

Wrestling belt: you make such an awesome pose that you explode, knocking down nearby people and leaving a gold statue of yourself behind.

Super happy fun time cat head hat.

Manne Love purrs nefariously!
*splat*
Manney Lovey, defiler of shrubbery weaves around Jane Q McPubb's legs and trips her!

yes so hard to both of these

[Ed Venture]

Make it so that we can kill ourselves with a toilet by giving ourselves a swirly to the point where we drown

[Zamujasa]

Basketballs should execute a Chaos Flunk, where you go through all the animations but instead slam into the ground and snap your neck. RIP

[Xeram]

Basketballs should execute a Chaos Flunk, where you go through all the animations but instead slam into the ground and snap your neck. RIP

Or you dunk into the ground so hard you just splatter into a gibsmear on the floor tile.

Still make it take time though. It'd be hilarious to just see someone splatter on the ground while casually walking about.

[Grek]

Camera Suicide. Leaves a picture of your ghost.

[Berrik]

Cargo transporter: teleport all of your body parts to different random beacons.
Porta-sci: you teleport into and merge with a nearby wall, turning it into a living wall.
Robot head: Smash it through your forehead and scoop the brain into the head. Also doubles as a handy thing for people who want to be borged!
Defib: lick the paddles and pull the trigger.
Clown clothing (only if you wear the full set): You honk LOUDLY, gibbing into 3-5 clownspiders.
Cluwne clothing: In a subversion, PREVENTS you from suiciding.
Rods: Impale your own head on the rod.

[Gannets]

The revolver currently has no suicide! I would very much like to dramatically blow my head off mid-conversation.

[atomic1fire]

It would be really funny if a empty revolver gave you a failed suicide message.

Crewmember points the gun in their mouth, but when they pull the trigger all they hear is a click, the gun is empty!

[Noah Buttes]

Rods: Impale your own head on the rod.

You can do this if you have an existing spike!