Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace

[pizzatiger]

Code:

Transfer your AI coding through the Charging port and take over one of the cooler guardbots, Failing that try to become the owl

[Frank_Stein]

Code:

>Take dead rodent

[Jerkface00]

Code:

>Question TERRIFYING AVIAN about possession of SNAZZY LEVIS. Weren't those your partners?

[Jerkface00]

Code:

>Question TERRIFYING AVIAN about possession of SNAZZY LEVIS. Weren't those your cool pal's?

Fixed

[BlakeJohnson]

Code:

>engrave "Elbereth" on the floor

[DyssalC]

Code:

Ask the owl for knowledge, then hug the owl.

[SgtBriar]

Code:

>PANIC at the sight of the horrifying avian beast in your abode

[Haine]

Code:

> locate viable hug recipient

[phart]

Code:

Ask the owl for knowledge, then hug the owl.

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This conversation is going wrong in EVERY SINGLE WAY TO EVER POSSIBLY GO WRONG, gosh what a dumb bird. You might as well just go and snuggle the dang grump already fairly quickly.

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Somewhere your attempt at hugging the owl goes wrong like the conversation. You don't know when exactly things went to shit in the past ten seconds, but you can only guess it was when the owl started trying to ravenously devour you whole!

[Frank_Stein]

Code:

Hug owl's internal organs

[Bologna Prime]

Code:

Handcuff the owl's uvula with one side of the cuffs and hang on from the other, do owls even have uvulas? I sure hope.

[pizzatiger]

Code:

Flashback to when the Hos exploded as you wait for the owl to vomit you back up and try to figure out what happened

I going to call it now. Haine/badmin blew up the hos

[Haine]

Code:

> calmly explain to the weird owl thing that you are made of indigestible metal and eating you will only lead to pain and probably death

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> also ask the owl why it appears to have the beak of some toucan/crow mutant thing and why it appeared to have a toothed hummingbird beak earlier

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> like what kinda owl has that sorta beak it's like it's not even an owl gosh

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> be suspicious that this is not an owl at all

[Conor12]

Code:

> Befriend owl by complimenting eyebrows

[crasscrab]

>find beepsky