Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace

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Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace - phart - 12-10-2014

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You’re the COOLEST ROBOT in the COOLEST WORKPLACE with the COOLEST WORKFORCE. You are a PR-4 GUARDBUDDY called DILL-247; your cool place of employment is MOON COLONY -3, and the COOLEST EMPLOYEE amongst all your COOL PALS was the HEAD OF SECURITY who was ripped into three separate parts like some CHEAP CHRISTMAS CRACKER right before your very own nonfunctioning eyes! What a COOL DAY! You have been promoted to the prestigious position of HONORARY HEAD OF SECURITY by CAPTAIN DREDDZ, and tasked with figuring out the story and motive behind his BEST BRUD’s gruesome slaughter!

You’ll be danged to heck if you know where to start looking, though! What will you do?

Re: Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace - Haine - 12-10-2014

Code:
> fold beret into hat

the hat is far superior

Re: Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace - Bologna Prime - 12-10-2014

I find a mirror because I look cute as heck, daww.

Re: Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace - parf - 12-10-2014

roll out and say hi to the nearest crew member you can see!!

Re: Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace - DyssalC - 12-10-2014

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Find the detective and ask them about the crime, then hug them.

Re: Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace - BaneOfGiygas - 12-10-2014

Code:
Head to the bar to celebrate your honorary promotion.

Re: Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace - APARTHEID - 12-10-2014

Activate RUMPUS mode and take a break in the bar! That experience with the HoS was a little bit much for my hard drive mind!

Re: Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace - phart - 12-10-2014

Haine Wrote:
Code:
> fold beret into hat
the hat is far superior

Code:
Darn jointless limb! You loathe whichever BEST FRIEND EVER assembled your clasp in a sweatshop with EVERY BOLT IN YOUR FRAME. All the cool new PR-6s in their DUMB TURBODORKISH CLIQUE always taze you for it, and call you things like "RUSTBUCKET", or "UNABLE TO PERFORM BASIC ROUTINE OPERATIONS" because of the thing! Perhaps the most sickening downside of this though is the fact that you're stuck with the WORST HAT to ever be worn!

Re: Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace - Conor12 - 12-10-2014

Gotta start with the basics

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> Examine room

Re: Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace - UrsulaMejor - 12-10-2014

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>Check Inventory/Module

Re: Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace - Frank_Stein - 12-10-2014

We gotta find something to fix that arm. You can't met out justice and hugs with no joints.

Re: Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace - Haine - 12-10-2014

Code:
> locate viable hug recipient

Re: Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace - Roomba - 12-10-2014

Code:
>xyzzy

Re: Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace - phart - 12-11-2014

Wonkmin Wrote:SEE THE OWLS

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You're literally charging next to a GIANT OWL IN SNAZZY LEVIS. This room has nothing but a CRATE, your PERSONAL DOCK, some dead rodent and the ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING AVIAN. It's staring right through you right about now oh jeez.

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why is this room part of the building blueprint anyway like whats the actual honest deal with this

Re: Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace - Bologna Prime - 12-11-2014

Code:
>initiate conversation with owl beast

a creature of the night is sure to know some cooky stuff