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Raise dead is kinda shitty compared to golems as a spell choice so I think the skeletons need to tell awful puns to compensate
here are some comedy gold skeleton puns:
"I have a bone to pick with you"
"make no bones about it"
"this is very humerus"
"my favorite singer is pelvis presley"
"I'm going to give you a sternum talking to"
"I play the trombone"
"Don't be a coccyx"
"this is sacrum ground"
also they should totally say clak clak because that shit is great
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"I'm only ribbing you"
"this is going tibia fun experience"
"I'll vertabreak you in two"
"I'm the skeleton crew"
"you're bone-idle"
"my favourite drink is bone jack, but it goes right through me"
Also "clack clacks" should be their talking verb.
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Welcome to the Bone Zone, Population: You.
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"i can't feel my head, i'm a numbskull"
"once i get to you, you're boned"
"i'd eat you, but i don't have the stomach for it"
"i'm just skullking around"
"can i thorax you a question"
"that's a load of mandibleshit"
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Make the skeleton sing the Rattle Me Bones theme when someone threatens to rattle his bones.
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ISaidNo Wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbgdDccHOrY
the best one is the triple x remix
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"I'm ribbed for your displeasure!"
"Will you marrow me?"
"I'm doing this pro-bone-o!"
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"The sun won't come out to-marrow!"
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'll break yours!"
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"I'm trapped in a femur dream!"
"Hey, pull my phalanges"
"I ain't no doctor"
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INSANE WITH NO MEMBRANE, INSANE WITH NO BRAIN
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"Drink your milk, kids! Wouldn't wanna end up like me!"
meh, I had an osteoporosis joke but it wasn't that good.
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BYOND Username: HaineSA
I like skeleton puns
please post more skeleton puns
tia
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Be cool, stay in skull!
I'm heavier than I look: I weigh a skele-ton!
Face it, you're boned!
Who are you callin' a bonehead? Oh, wait.
Reticulataing spines...
A coward like you needs to get a spine! Here, have mine!
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