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Skeleton puns - YJHGHTFH - 01-16-2014
Raise dead is kinda shitty compared to golems as a spell choice so I think the skeletons need to tell awful puns to compensate
here are some comedy gold skeleton puns:
"I have a bone to pick with you"
"make no bones about it"
"this is very humerus"
"my favorite singer is pelvis presley"
"I'm going to give you a sternum talking to"
"I play the trombone"
"Don't be a coccyx"
"this is sacrum ground"
also they should totally say clak clak because that shit is great
Re: Skeleton puns - Dabir - 01-16-2014
"I'm only ribbing you"
"this is going tibia fun experience"
"I'll vertabreak you in two"
"I'm the skeleton crew"
"you're bone-idle"
"my favourite drink is bone jack, but it goes right through me"
Also "clack clacks" should be their talking verb.
Re: Skeleton puns - Archenteron - 01-17-2014
Welcome to the Bone Zone, Population: You.
Re: Skeleton puns - Twoflower - 01-17-2014
"i can't feel my head, i'm a numbskull"
"once i get to you, you're boned"
"i'd eat you, but i don't have the stomach for it"
"i'm just skullking around"
"can i thorax you a question"
"that's a load of mandibleshit"
Re: Skeleton puns - epicdwarf - 01-17-2014
Make the skeleton sing the Rattle Me Bones theme when someone threatens to rattle his bones.
Re: Skeleton puns - ISaidNo - 01-17-2014
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbgdDccHOrY
Re: Skeleton puns - Splatpope - 01-17-2014
ISaidNo Wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbgdDccHOrY
the best one is the triple x remix
Re: Skeleton puns - GorillaMyDreams - 01-17-2014
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=130627
Re: Skeleton puns - Xenonia - 01-18-2014
"I'm ribbed for your displeasure!"
"Will you marrow me?"
"I'm doing this pro-bone-o!"
Re: Skeleton puns - Crumplehat - 03-14-2014
"The sun won't come out to-marrow!"
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'll break yours!"
Re: Skeleton puns - UrsulaMejor - 03-14-2014
"I'm trapped in a femur dream!"
"Hey, pull my phalanges"
"I ain't no doctor"
Re: Skeleton puns - atomic1fire - 03-14-2014
INSANE WITH NO MEMBRANE, INSANE WITH NO BRAIN
Re: Skeleton puns - ThoseDernSquirrels - 03-15-2014
"Drink your milk, kids! Wouldn't wanna end up like me!"
meh, I had an osteoporosis joke but it wasn't that good.
Re: Skeleton puns - Haine - 09-02-2014
I like skeleton puns
please post more skeleton puns
tia
Re: Skeleton puns - Crumplehat - 09-02-2014
Be cool, stay in skull!
I'm heavier than I look: I weigh a skele-ton!
Face it, you're boned!
Who are you callin' a bonehead? Oh, wait.
Reticulataing spines...
A coward like you needs to get a spine! Here, have mine!