Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Frank_Stein]

Clowns, man.

[Xeram]

Clowns, man.

I believe this may be the single most clown thing to ever exist or happen at this point in time. Beautiful in it's simplicity.

[Tom Clancy's Gay Ghost]

Clowns, man.

I believe this may be the single most clown thing to ever exist or happen at this point in time. Beautiful in it's simplicity.

Try using a stun baton as a clown. That's the height of physical comedy.

[Spess]

OOC: Hufflaw: I can't believe I just clicked gibself by accident

[Nitrous]

OOC: Hufflaw: I can't believe I just clicked gibself by accident

[BlackPhoenix]

Mrs. Muggles chimpers, "PISS"

[CaptainBravo]

(7:35 PM) <@HeadSurgeon> a grand total of 60 sweaty bald nerds playing nerd games
(7:35 PM) <+butt> a grand total of 60 sweaty bald butts playing butt games

heh

[BabaYaga]

Zoey Jorikov says, "i was like"
Zoey Jorikov exclaims, "stop right there ling!!!"
Zoey Jorikov says, "and he ran off"

We need more people like Zoey Jorikov

[BabaYaga]

Baba Yaga [145.9] exclaims, "Come see the werewolf in the genetics monkey cage!"
Jay Wolff the Salesman knocks on the steel-reinforced glass window.
Baba Yaga says, "Hi"
Jay Wolff the Salesman says, "I don't see a werewolff"
Baba Yaga says, "Would you like to buy an exotic werewolf"
werewolf (as Aidan Reid) says, "Hi"
Baba Yaga points to the werewolf.
werewolf (as Aidan Reid) says, "I'm not for sale"
Baba Yaga says, "It's exotic"
Jay Wolff the Salesman says, "that looks like a man named werewolf"
Baba Yaga says, "That's what a werewolf is Mr Wolff."
Baba Yaga asks, "Are you interested?"
Jay Wolff the Salesman says, "I am unimpressed"
Jay Wolff the Salesman punches Baba Yaga!
Baba Yaga cries.
Jay Wolff the Salesman climbs into the the disposal unit.

It reads like a comedy sketch sorta.

[Sundance]

DEAD: Nightshade Everdew laments, "pro: tip before you assasinate a genetisist unleash the monkey in their tank to help you beat them sensely"

[CaptainBravo]

for posterity

(6:11 PM) <efrem> .translate 我觉得辛格大夫和希特勒都一样。
(6:11 PM) <@Spacebee> Translated: I think Dr. Singh and Hitler are the same.

[Winklabom]

Throrvardr Finvardrardson the S has attempted to beat Melvin the Clown with the stun baton but held it wrong!
Throrvardr Finvardrardson the S screams!
Melvin the Clown shakes Throrvardr Finvardrardson the S, trying to wake them up!
Xiphos Volund (EMT) screams!
Melvin the Clown exclaims, "HA!"
Horse Horsington screams!
Alyson Fraser does a flip!
Melvin the Clown exclaims, "I HAVE THE ADVANTAGE NOW!"
Melvin the Clown swings Stun Cane too hard and accidentally slams it into its crotch.
Melvin the Clown says, "OMF"
Xiphos Volund (EMT) laughs.
Melvin the Clown says, "MY NUTS"

[Dions]

You take a bite of the nice grapes!

The mixture explodes!

The mixture explodes!

The mixture explodes!

That tasted amazing!

[Ed Venture]

@cogwerks
i am still in maine

@HeadSurgeon
enjoy maine you commie scum

[Erik]

[23:07:34] <drsingh> ErikHanson that person who attacked you with an esword ahelped about how this server is retarded and fuck this and quit forever
[23:07:42] <drsingh> how on earth does someone lose a fight after landing that many esword hits
[23:07:44] <drsingh> please explain
[23:07:49] <ErikHanson> He uhh, didnt turn it on
[23:07:52] <drsingh> ahahahah
[23:07:54] <ErikHanson> so i deadgasped
[23:08:02] <ErikHanson> and waited untill i was able to laser him
[23:08:09] <PJB> brilliant
[23:08:17] <Hufflaw> Fucking OWNED
[23:08:25] <drsingh> that is
[23:08:28] <drsingh> fucking amazing
[23:08:38] <drsingh> i love this game