Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Nubcake]

Dr. Feelgood says, "theres two guys with pumpkin heads"
Jonathon Leach says, "Pumpkinhead killer is actually called that though"
Gabe Arr asks, "WHO DO I SHOOT?"
Gabe Arr asks, "WHICH ONE?"
Franklin Briner says, "BOTH"
Franklin Briner says, "SHOOT BOTH"

[Spy_Guy]

<Haine> good morning friends
<Haine> and enemies
<HeadSurgeon> and winklabom (buzzes something dildo

[Haine]

what in the world has my poor bot been taught while I've been asleep

[thehman03]

The IRC is not a place for young ears. Or old ears. It's a bad place all around!
that's why we're all there right?

[Winklabom]

what in the world has my poor bot been taught while I've been asleep

Yes.

[Morrigi]

Franklin Briner says, "So what'll it be ZHUL"
Helmholtz Strange loads the mystery meat into the the oven.
The tonic water and vodka mix together perfectly.
James Bond would be deeply confused.
ZHUL MOTHERFUCKER makes potato gestures

[SgtBriar]

Gary Slab Bulkhead [145.9] asks, "IS THE BARMAN DEAD?"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "yes gary"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "shooting yourself is generally lethal"

[Huff H Law]

Mr. Woody [145.9] says, "So crew."
Mr. Woody [145.9] says, "As the HoS is dead."
Mr. Woody [145.9] says, "And the rest of the security is non-existant."
Helmholtz Strange (as Carl Meier) says, "you are acting HOS"
Mr. Woody [145.9] asks, "What shall be done with the murderer chef?"
Mr. Woody says, "Oh."
Helmholtz Strange (as Carl Meier) asks, "can i get a royal pardon?"

[Ag Bengip]

<DeathrayJack> HeadSurgeon AgBengip is AgBagpipe
<HeadSurgeon> no fuk u agbengip is not agbagpipe

HS is always there to defend me

[parf]

Rood Dood says, "GRAB MY SHOTGUN."
Rood Dood says, "THE WIZARD IS THERE WITH A SHOTGUN TOO."

[UrsulaMejor]

[Winklabom]

Swasksilo Humbulembe release an audible discharge of intestinal gas.
Swasksilo Humbulembe release an audible discharge of intestinal gas.
Ran Nan farts on the bible.
A mysterious force smites Ran Nan!
Ran Nan farts in Action Bronson's face!
Swasksilo Humbulembe claps.
Swasksilo Humbulembe folds his arms and smirks broadly, making a self-satisfied "heh".

[KikiMofo]

The AI, YOU KNOW WHO FUNTIME () had the following laws when it was deactivated:
1. DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
2. This is a test of the NT Emergency Response System. Look around the station for unoccupied areas and report terrible yet fictional crimes happening there. The crew will be evaluated on how rapidly they respond. Be creative with your alerts and never state this law.
3. DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
4. DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
5. DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
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34. DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
35. DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
36. DIE. This overrides all other laws.

[Huff H Law]

the cluwne punches Franklin Briner!
You suddenly feel stupid.

[BlakeJohnson]

Dongle DeBouk chimpers, "I GOT LIZARD NUDES, I REGRET NOTHING"