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Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)
#61
Quote:Hyperbolic Slamchamber gibbers, "I FEEL BUFF.!!"

also that round i exploded myself with chemistry on top of Victoria Steele, another traitor who had implanted herself with 9 microbombs. it was a great death.
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#62
Quote:Shitty Bill asks, "Did I ever tell you about your grampa?"
Father Jack says, "That would be an ecumenical matter."
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#63
Balkan Slavovich [145.9] says, "I didnt know people could get tickets for exploding on the hallway."
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#64
Quote:DEAD: Ghost (Vaughn Moon) moans, "rip guy"
DEAD: Guy Greysuit says, "I fucking hate you"
DEAD: Ghost (Vaughn Moon) wails, "it wasn't me"
DEAD: Ghost (Vaughn Moon) grumps, "it was EXPLODE-O"
DEAD: Guy Greysuit says, "You are the first reason for my hatred towards scientists"
DEAD: Ghost (Vaughn Moon) laments, "the super handsome supervillain"
DEAD: Guy Greysuit says, "I hate you"
DEAD: Guy Greysuit says, "I hope you get farted on IRL by a fat sweaty man"

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#65
Quote:Messages
← From Rob Injun:
667 Delta
← From Rob Injun:
Oops.
← From Rob Injun:
That'd be great, if you'd ignore that.
→ To Rob Injun:
Only just noticed
→ To Rob Injun:
Hahahahhahaha
→ To Rob Injun:
What a fail
→ To Rob Injun:
I won't tell
→ To Rob Injun:
What are your objectives out of curiosity
← From Rob Injun:
Um
← From Rob Injun:
Kill Xavier Bestmin
→ To Rob Injun:
You are kidding?
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#66
gunquinn Wrote:
Quote:Messages
← From Rob Injun:
667 Delta
← From Rob Injun:
Oops.
← From Rob Injun:
That'd be great, if you'd ignore that.
→ To Rob Injun:
Only just noticed
→ To Rob Injun:
Hahahahhahaha
→ To Rob Injun:
What a fail
→ To Rob Injun:
I won't tell
→ To Rob Injun:
What are your objectives out of curiosity
← From Rob Injun:
Um
← From Rob Injun:
Kill Xavier Bestmin
→ To Rob Injun:
You are kidding?
Should also point out I was Xavier Bestmin, and also a Security Officer.
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#67
gunquinn Wrote:
gunquinn Wrote:
Quote:Messages
← From Rob Injun:
667 Delta
← From Rob Injun:
Oops.
← From Rob Injun:
That'd be great, if you'd ignore that.
→ To Rob Injun:
Only just noticed
→ To Rob Injun:
Hahahahhahaha
→ To Rob Injun:
What a fail
→ To Rob Injun:
I won't tell
→ To Rob Injun:
What are your objectives out of curiosity
← From Rob Injun:
Um
← From Rob Injun:
Kill Xavier Bestmin
→ To Rob Injun:
You are kidding?
Should also point out I was Xavier Bestmin, and also a Security Officer.

Thiiiisss wasn't actually Rob Injun, but me, Victoria Steele, PDA spoofing to try to frame him and get him harassed, because he did the say-a-traitor-code-over-intercom joke and I thought it was lame.
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#68
Colonel Saxophone Jones asks, "Am I late to the party? Are we all dead already?"

Literally 10 seconds later

DEAD: Ghost (Colonel Saxophone Jones) wails, "well, i sure am dead"
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#69
Quote:DEAD: Ghost (Kody Johnson) moans, "[$7.99 ONLY TODAY!!!] FEELING HORNY? GET HOT NUDES FROM GIRLS EASILY![AUTOBUY]"
DEAD: Ghost (Kody Johnson) moans, "woops, ignore that"
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#70
Quote:Vincent Vuvuzela Vickers says, "THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE ACTUALLY KILLED ONE OF MY TARGETS"
Vincent Vuvuzela Vickers says, "FUCK YES"
DEAD: Baron Von Pyromaniac says, "...I was the first person he ever killed successfully."
DEAD: Baron Von Pyromaniac says, "I feel insulted."
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#71
Target: vicious swears at a highly respected member of the
Issuer: Guillermo Ingram (Head of Security)
Reason: oh fuck i put the reason instead of a name kaylee young is the cunt

A good ticket.
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#72
Wydamn Wrote:
Quote:Vincent Vuvuzela Vickers says, "THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE ACTUALLY KILLED ONE OF MY TARGETS"
Vincent Vuvuzela Vickers says, "FUCK YES"
DEAD: Baron Von Pyromaniac says, "...I was the first person he ever killed successfully."
DEAD: Baron Von Pyromaniac says, "I feel insulted."
To be totally fair, I'd been shot in the face with a revolver by another traitor not even a minute before Vincent entered the room. A couple of whacks from his e-sword was all he needed.
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#73
Jake Dylan (played by Bryy322) was a late-joining traitor!
Objective #1: Steal a head of personnel's jumpsuit. Failed
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Failed
The traitor has failed!

Jake Dylan exclaims, "Shit!"

Jake Dylan exclaims, "I was syndicate!"
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#74
Quote:DEAD: Ghost (Xavi Baron) laments, "Jumping into space counts as killing yourself, right?"
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#75
Will Cidton: I was a war hero of the intial greyshirts man!

Jimmy Saint: i was the dude in the blast suit shooting borgs with a riot shotgun while engulfed in flames when we assaulted medbay

Frisco Born: i was the dude crying out like a bitch for the borg to please not kill me when i slipped and fell
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