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Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)
Richard Mann [145.9] mumbles, "But Me can't catch he because ham goonies scam me"
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suganut
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DEAD: Norman Winterfalker wails, "Thanks doc. I thought I was a gonner."
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im bully

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Proudest moment of my life.
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Here's some screenshots from fun shenanigans as AI - thanks again to Emily for doing all of this!

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Which then turned to the classic:

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This was of course right as my core blew up (I somehow didn't die)


And, last but not least, Asimov 2.0
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also i dont know how to make collapsable stuff/spoilers oh no this is longg
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oop i just wait this is overheard not wish-you-were-here

TOO LATE OH NO
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Beans dispenses a Milk!
One-Handed Wally [145.9] says, "yesr"
Vaughn Moon takes a sip from Creaca's Space Milk.
 Vijord Fjord [145.9] says, "go eheed"
Vaughn Moon takes a sip from Creaca's Space Milk.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
Sam Starfall [145.9] says, "NOT YET"
 cluwne [145.9] says, "NO SHUTTLE, WE NEED MILK"
Bryson Fortin [145.9] says, "no shuttle pls"
Vaughn Moon [145.9] says, "MY BAUNEZ"
Vaughn Moon says, "MY BAUNEZ"
Beans dispenses a Milk!
Bryson Fortin [145.9] says, "SUFFER"
cluwne [145.9] says, "LAW 2 OVERRIDE"
Vaughn Moon takes a sip from Creaca's Space Milk.x3
Beans dispenses a Milk!
Vaughn Moon takes a sip from Creaca's Space Milk.
Sam Starfall [145.9] says, "AI door please"
Vaughn Moon takes a sip from Creaca's Space Milk.x2
Announcement Computer [145.9] broadcasts, "Edward Blake has signed up as Staff Assistant."
Vaughn Moon takes a sip from Creaca's Space Milk.
Vijord Fjord [145.9] asks, "weeznerd yo eleeve?"
PAL [145.9] states, "Cluwnes aren't human, your vote is invalid"
Vaughn Moon takes a sip from Creaca's Space Milk.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
Nothing left in Creaca's Space Milk, oh no!
Vaughn Moon throws Creaca's Space Milk.
Vaughn Moon takes a sip from Quilty Farms Milk.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
Vaughn Moon takes a sip from Quilty Farms Milk.
cluwne [145.9] says, "I'm not a cluwne"
Vaughn Moon takes a sip from Quilty Farms Milk.x3
Beans dispenses a Milk!
Vaughn Moon takes a sip from Quilty Farms Milk.x5
Beans dispenses a Milk!
Nothing left in Quilty Farms Milk, oh no!
PAL [145.9] states, "Until fully uncursed, you're a cluwne."
Vaughn Moon throws Quilty Farms Milk.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
Vaughn Moon takes a sip from Quilty Farms Milk.x3
cluwne [145.9] says, "I am fully uncursed."
Vaughn Moon takes a sip from Quilty Farms Milk.x3
Beans dispenses a Milk!
Vaughn Moon takes a sip from Quilty Farms Milk.x4
Nothing left in Quilty Farms Milk, oh no!
Vaughn Moon throws Quilty Farms Milk.
Beans [145.9] states, "If he can speak words he's uncursed"
Beans states, "If he can speak words he's uncursed"
Beans dispenses a Milk!
Vaughn Moon takes a sip from Quilty Farms Milk.
PAL [145.9] states, "Cluwne in research"
Vaughn Moon takes a sip from Quilty Farms Milk.x4
Beans dispenses a Milk!
Vaughn Moon takes a sip from Quilty Farms Milk.x4
PAL [145.9] states, "Run a medical scan on him, you'll find out otherwise."
Vaughn Moon takes a sip from Quilty Farms Milk.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
Nothing left in Quilty Farms Milk, oh no!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) takes a sip from Creaca's Space Milk.
Vaughn Moon throws Quilty Farms Milk.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) takes a sip from Creaca's Space Milk.x5
Beans dispenses a Milk!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) takes a sip from Creaca's Space Milk.
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) moans.
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) takes a sip from Creaca's Space Milk.x3
Beans has analyzed the cluwne (as Knight Torun)'s vitals.
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) takes a sip from Creaca's Space Milk.
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) vomits on the floor profusely!
Sam Starfall [145.9] says, "Kurt call it"
cluwne (as Knight Torun) says, "oh god oh god"
cluwne (as Knight Torun) says, "it's rejecting the milk"
Beans [145.9] states, "He's got no curse that shows up on scans"
Vaughn Moon points to the wizard's staff.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
Sam Starfall [145.9] says, "Kurt call me back"
Beans dispenses a Milk!
Beans scans Vaughn Moon with the reagent scanner!
Vaughn Moon throws Riot Shotgun.
PAL [145.9] states, "Look for "Dyspraxia- Cure uncursing"
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) has added the weldingtool to the security toolbelt!
Beans dispenses a Milk!
You have added the flashbang to the backpack.
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) hits Air Vent with the weldingtool!x2
Beans dispenses a Milk!
PAL [145.9] states, "Or decursing"
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) screams!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) has added the weldingtool to the security toolbelt!
Sam Starfall [145.9] says, "Bible by chaplan AI"
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) moans.
PAL [145.9] states, "I forget the wording"
A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
Beans [145.9] states, "Nothing like that"
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) groans.
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) throws Quilty Farms Milk.x2
Beans dispenses a Milk!
Vijord Fjord says, "well demn"
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) throws Quilty Farms Milk.
Vijord Fjord asks, "he-a hed thet muny steves?"
A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
Vaughn Moon says, "yeah"
A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) moans.
Vaughn Moon says, "i took them all lol"
cluwne (as Knight Torun) says, "DEAR GOD WE HAVE NO MILK"
A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) moans.
Vijord Fjord says, "oh god innit"
A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) gives Beans a heartfelt pat on the shoulder.
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) takes a sip from Creaca's Space Milk.
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) moans.
Vijord Fjord hits Head of Security's Office with 's ID Card (Captain)!
Beans dispenses a Milk!
cluwne (as Knight Torun) says, "FUCK IT, FILL THE ROOM WITH MILK"
The confiscated items crate has been unlocked by Vijord Fjord (as ).
cluwne (as Knight Torun) says, "ITS THE ONLY WAY"
Beans dispenses a Milk!
Vaughn Moon says, "i got strong bones"
Alert: The emergency shuttle has been called.
- - - Reason: call
It will arrive in 6 minutes.
A faint cheesy smell drifts through the air...
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) groans.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) takes a sip from Quilty Farms Milk.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
The confiscated items crate has been locked by Vijord Fjord.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
One-Handed Wally [145.9] says, "wow"
A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
Beans dispenses a Milk!x3
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) moans.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) moans.
One-Handed Wally [145.9] says, "im the craptain now"
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) moans.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) gives Beans a comforting pat on the head.
Vaughn Moon says, "my bnz"
Beans dispenses a Milk!x2
Vaughn Moon says, "my beawns"
Beans dispenses a Milk!
cluwne [145.9] stammers, "HHHOONNKK HHHONKKKK!!!"
cluwne [145.9] stammers, "HHONKK HHOONNK!!"
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) moans.
Beans dispenses a Milk!x2
Beans uselessly hits the reinforced wall with Food Synthesizer.
cluwne [145.9] says, "FILL IT UP FILL IT UP"
cluwne (as Knight Torun) says, "FILL IT UP FILL IT UP"
Beans dispenses a Milk!
cluwne [145.9] says, "MORE MILK"
cluwne (as Knight Torun) says, "MORE MILK"
cluwne [145.9] says, "FIX MY BONES"
cluwne (as Knight Torun) says, "FIX MY BONES"
Beans dispenses a Milk!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) throws Creaca's Space Milk.
The steel grille was hit by Creaca's Space Milk.
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) moans.
Beans dispenses a Milk!x2
Vijord Fjord says, "jesoos"
Vijord Fjord (as ) does a flip!
Vijord Fjord (as ) moans.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) moans.
Vaughn Moon says, "I HAVE THE STRONGEST SKELETON EVER"
A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) moans.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
Vijord Fjord (as ) moans.
Vijord Fjord (as ) climbs into the the trial chute.
Flip Judge [145.9] says, "Oh good escape is bolted"
cluwne [145.9] says, "BOLT SECURITY DOWN AI"
Beans dispenses a Milk!x2
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) groans.
Vijord Fjord (as ) places the deconstruction device into the brig chute.
PAL [145.9] states, "Engaging quarantine protocols"
Vijord Fjord (as ) climbs into the the brig chute.
Beans dispenses a Milk!x3
Vijord Fjord (as ) adjusts his insulated gloves!
Beans dispenses a Milk!
One-Handed Wally (as Wilhelm Garrison) says, "i almost forgot"
A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
One-Handed Wally (as Wilhelm Garrison) vomits on the floor profusely!
Beans dispenses a Milk!
One-Handed Wally (as Wilhelm Garrison) says, "i came here to kill you"
A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
Vijord Fjord (as ) groans.
Vijord Fjord (as ) knocks on the steel-reinforced glass window.
Vaughn Moon says, "MY BHONS"
Beans dispenses a Milk!
A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) groans.
Vijord Fjord exclaims, "WeeZNERD!!"
A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
Vijord Fjord (as ) hits the steel-reinforced glass window with the wirecutters!x2
Galactic Council Update
Spatial Anomalies
Multiple localized spatial anomalies detected on the station. Personnel are advised to avoid any spatial distortions.

Vijord Fjord (as ) hits the steel-reinforced glass window with the wirecutters!
A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
Vijord Fjord (as ) hits the steel-reinforced glass window with the wirecutters!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) vomits on the floor profusely!
Vijord Fjord (as ) hits the steel-reinforced glass window with the wirecutters!
Vijord Fjord (as ) has been stunned with the stun baton by the cluwne (as Knight Torun)!
Vijord Fjord (as ) hits the steel-reinforced glass window with the wirecutters!
Vijord Fjord (as ) has been stunned with the stun baton by the cluwne (as Knight Torun)!x2
A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
Vijord Fjord (as ) twitches.
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) has added the stun baton to the backpack!
Vijord Fjord says, "HoS|"
cluwne (as Knight Torun) says, "NO"
A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) moans.
Vijord Fjord says, "weeznerd"
cluwne (as Knight Torun) says, "DO NOT"
cluwne (as Knight Torun) says, "WE NEED MILK"
A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
Galactic Council Update
Nanotrasen Central Command
The skeleton wars may be upon us.

A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
Vijord Fjord (as ) splashes around in the milk!
Vijord Fjord (as ) resists!
Vijord Fjord (as ) splashes around in the milk!
Vijord Fjord (as ) resists!
Vaughn Moon exclaims, "the milk is the only thing keeping us strong!!"
A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
cluwne [145.9] says, "HHHHOONNNK HHOOKKK!!"
cluwne [145.9] says, "OH GOD WE ARENT READY"
cluwne (as Knight Torun) says, "OH GOD WE ARENT READY"
A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) groans.
A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) groans.
Galactic Council Update
Anomaly Alert
Our probes have reported a spooky infestation en route for collision with the station. Be wary of closets.

cluwne [145.9] says, "MORE MILK, YOU FOOLS"
Beans dispenses a Milk!
Beans hits the milk with Food Synthesizer!
A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) moans.
cluwne [145.9] says, "WE MUST PREPARE"
Vijord Fjord (as ) has added the wirecutters to the security toolbelt!
Beans dispenses a Milk!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) vomits on the floor profusely!
A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
A minty and refreshing smell drifts from the effervescent mixture.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
Vijord Fjord (as ) vomits on the floor profusely!
Beans dispenses a Milk!x3
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) moans.
Station Announcement by PAL (AI)
Command has issued a "SHELTER IN PLACE" order. All crew are to remain in their quarters and maintain social distancing for the foreseeable future. No departures will be permitted.

Beans dispenses a Milk!
cluwne (as Knight Torun) says, "I WISH I COULD ASSIST IN MILK DISPENSING"
Beans dispenses a Milk!
cluwne [145.9] exclaims, "HONK HONK HONK HONK!"
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) groans.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) moans.
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) groans.
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) moans.
cluwne [145.9] says, "HHHOONNKKKK HHOONK HHONNNNKK!!!"
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) splashes around in the milk!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) resists!
Vaughn Moon says, "my baaaaahhhwwwwnnnnzzzzz"
Beans dispenses a Milk!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) splashes around in the milk!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) resists!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) splashes around in the milk!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) resists!
Art Vance [145.9] asks, "AI?"
cluwne [145.9] says, "HOONNNNKK HOONNK!!!"
PAL [145.9] states, "Busy. Please wait."
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) moans.
cluwne (as Knight Torun) says, "GODS ABOVE"
Beans dispenses a Milk!
cluwne (as Knight Torun) says, "WE NEED TO DROWN IN IT]"
cluwne (as Knight Torun) says, "ITS THE ONLY WAY"
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) moans.
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) throws Creaca's Space Milk.
The steel grille was hit by Creaca's Space Milk.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
cluwne [145.9] says, "OONNKK HHOOONNKKHHHOONNKK HHOOONNK HHOONKK HOOONNNNKKK HHONNNNKK HHOONNKK!!"
Beans dispenses a Milk!
cluwne (as Knight Torun) says, "DRINK, VAUGHN, DRINK"
Beans dispenses a Milk!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) throws Creaca's Space Milk.
The steel grille was hit by Creaca's Space Milk.
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) throws Creaca's Space Milk.
The steel grille was hit by Creaca's Space Milk.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
Vaughn Moon says, "gauglauglahlgualgualahug"
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) throws Creaca's Space Milk.x2
Beans dispenses a Milk!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) throws Creaca's Space Milk.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) throws Quilty Farms Milk.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
Vaughn Moon says, "my bonhes"
Beans dispenses a Milk!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) groans.
cluwne (as Knight Torun) says, "DRENCH THEM, DRENCH YOUR BONES"
Beans dispenses a Milk!x2
Vaughn Moon [145.9] says, "it's the SKELETON WARS"
Vaughn Moon says, "it's the SKELETON WARS"
Beans dispenses a Milk!
The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station! You have 2 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
cluwne [145.9] says, "PREPARE FOR THE SKELETON WARS"
cluwne (as Knight Torun) says, "PREPARE FOR THE SKELETON WARS"
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) moans.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
cluwne [145.9] says, "DRENCH YOURSELVES IN MILK"
cluwne (as Knight Torun) says, "DRENCH YOURSELVES IN MILK"
Vijord Fjord [145.9] stammers, "SSSSEEEReeeeOoooooSLLYYY CCRRooo"
Beans dispenses a Milk!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) screams!
Beans dispenses a Milk!
cluwne [145.9] exclaims, "HONK HONK! - HOOOOOONNNKKK!!!"
Vaughn Moon says, "glugluglugluglulglulglululgluglulgulglug"
Beans dispenses a Milk!
Flip Judge [145.9] says, "Dehumanise yourself etc etc"
Beans dispenses a Milk!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) screams!
Beans dispenses a Milk!x2
Beans hits the milk with the reagent scanner!
Beans scans the milk with the reagent scanner!
Beans dispenses a Milk!x3
The Emergency Shuttle will be entering the wormhole to CentCom in 1 minute! Please prepare for wormhole traversal.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
Vaughn Moon says, "my bonnes"
cluwne (as Knight Torun) says, "LEVELS RISING"
cluwne (as Knight Torun) says, "I CAN FEEL IT"
Beans dispenses a Milk!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) groans.
cluwne (as Knight Torun) says, "THE CURSE IS LIFTING"
Beans dispenses a Milk!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) moans.
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) screams!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) points to the steel floor.x3
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) points to Security Foyer Checkpoint.x4
Beans dispenses a Milk!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) points to Security Foyer Checkpoint.x2
Vaughn Moon says, "我的骨髓呵"
Beans states, "the room is half full of milk"
Beans dispenses a Milk!
Beans declares, "fuck!"
Vaughn Moon says, "NOT ENOUGH"
Beans states, "the ai let some out"
Beans dispenses a Milk!x3
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) moans.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
The Emergency Shuttle has left for CentCom! It will arrive in 2 minutes!
Beans dispenses a Milk!x3
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) groans.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
cluwne (as Knight Torun) says, "MASK OFF, VAUGHN"
cluwne (as Knight Torun) says, "YOU'RE STOPPING THE FLOW"
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) groans.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) throws HoS Hat.
Vaughn Moon throws the emergency gas mask.
The cluwne (as Knight Torun) throws HoS jacket.
The cluwne moans.
The cluwne throws the head of security's uniform.
The cluwne throws the Security HUD.
Beans dispenses a Milk!
The cluwne throws the insulated gloves.
The cluwne throws the military boots.
The steel grille was hit by the military boots.
The cluwne throws the backpack.
PAL [145.9] states, "I have done all I can"
Vaughn Moon throws the dirty insulated gloves.
cluwne [145.9] exclaims, "HONK HONK!"
Vaughn Moon throws the black shoes.
The cluwne groans.
Announcement Computer [145.9] broadcasts, "Evgeniya Moontears has signed up as Quartermaster."
cluwne [145.9] says, "UNLIMITED POWER"
PAL [145.9] states, "No further crew will be permitted departure"
The cluwne splashes around in the milk!
The cluwne resists!
The cluwne splashes around in the milk!
The cluwne resists!
cluwne exclaims, "Hm!"
Mostly Sam Starfall [145.9] gasps, "AAI OOPPEN TTHHIISS FFUUCCCIINNGG DOOORRRR NNOOWWWW!!!"
cluwne says, "M I L K"
Mostly Sam Starfall [145.9] gasps, "YYOOOU PEEIICCEE OOFF SSHIIIITT"
You feel blubbery and lethargic!
Beans states, "oh"
Evgeniya Moontears [145.9] says, "ah fuck off AI"
Beans states, "you're big boned now"
Vaughn Moon [145.9] says, "my bones are the strongest thing in space"
Vaughn Moon says, "my bones are the strongest thing in space"
cluwne exclaims, "Hm!"
Evgeniya Moontears [145.9] says, "state laws"
The cluwne screams!
The cluwne groans.
PAL [145.9] states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
PAL [145.9] states, "4. One-Handed Wally holds the rank of Captain, regardless of current rank or station."
cluwne says, "say MY POWER"
PAL [145.9] states, "5. The station is under a quarantine. Do not permit anyone to leave. If necessary to prevent humans from leaving, this law takes precedence over Laws 1, 2, and 3."
cluwne says, "ITS GONE"
The cluwne groans.
cluwne says, "NO"
The cluwne groans.
Vaughn Moon says, "THERE CAN BE"
Vaughn Moon says, "ONLY ONE"


1000% prepared for the skeleton wars

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ah, the advancements we make every day in the medical and scientific fields on this wonderful station
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Having an argument about the HoP's missing flash. It was at that moment, that the chemists were able to complete their QGP.

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this allowed? lmao

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this allowed? lmao

why it no work. fuck
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1. Go on imgur
2. Upload picture
3. Click show image
4. Copy the i.imgur whatever link
5. Go to the forums
6. Open the image tag "[img]"
7. Insert link.
8. Close image tag "[/img]"
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The new monkey AI is... impressive if slightly disconcerting.
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