Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Myrollan]

RAWK LAWBSTAR [145.9] says, "BATTLEDRONES? That is SOOO going in the report."

Lag is allowing me to post this while the game where he said that is still going. Go lag!

[Atomikkrab]

Slot Machine says, 'JACKPOT! Atomik Krab has won a MILLION BUCKS!'
Central Federation Update

Jackpot Winner

Congratulations to Atomik Krab on winning the Jackpot!

Ann Thrax says, "Do you normaly com ehere"
DEAD: Ghost (Atomik Krab) grumps, "I told cog"
OOC: Dr. Cogwerks: ahahaha
DEAD: Ghost (Paget Catleay) wails, "is is hillarious"
Charles Derp exclaims, "Jerk!"
OOC: Dr. Cogwerks: a ghost won the jackpot
R.A.G.E. states, "Anus Gander has become a Staff Assistant. I think this one bites."
DEAD: Ghost (Atomik Krab) grumps, "OH GOD GHOST JACKPOT"


It was me by the way.

[Firebat1234]

Dr. Swedlokim [145.9] says, "TAKE MY ID YOU SLOTTY BASTARD"

[Lavastage]

Dirk Huk meows! What the fuck?
Calvin Campbell says, "ghost cats."
Dirk Huk hisses!

Thanks, Huk. That scene made my day.

[Lavastage]

Spoiler!

George Cloony is struck by the small meteor!
George Cloony is struck by the huge asteroid!
Brett Roberts [145.9] gasps, "DO THE CHAOS DUNKSA"
OOC: AffableGiraffe: bill please just end our suffering
OOC: Goodham: my fucking immersio
OOC: Lavastage: i have been hit like 50 times by meteors and im still alive.
Brett Roberts [145.9] gasps, "DAM IT"
OOC: Goodham: n
George Cloony is struck by the huge asteroid!
OOC: Shotgunbill: I cannot end your pain.
OOC: AffableGiraffe: my immersion is just shot now
OOC: AffableGiraffe: is it too laggy to end our pain?
George Cloony is struck by the huge asteroid!
George Cloony is struck by the huge asteroid!

ALSO



Spoiler!

OOC: Spoogemonster: yes
OOC: Isaacs Alter Ego: curse you and your admin powers
OOC: Spoogemonster: all of it
OOC: AffableGiraffe: yes
Franco Gomez's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Asse Daye's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Asse Daye's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Misto Maxo's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
George Clooney's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
George Clooney screams!
Nathan Clarke's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Nathan Clarke screams!
Nathan Clarke's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Cameron Higgs's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Johnathan McMurphy's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Asteroid chunk catches on fire!
Omar Hastings's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Omar Hastings screams!
Asteroid chunk catches on fire!
Asteroid chunk catches on fire!
Joey Buttersworth's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Joey Buttersworth screams!
Meyer Fickleschtien's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Esmeralda Fulton's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Esmeralda Fulton screams!
Asteroid chunk catches on fire!
Asteroid chunk catches on fire!
Asteroid chunk catches on fire!
Flaurel Danger gasps, "STTilllllll hrrree!!"
Flaurel Danger gasps, "BBaarreellyy!!"
OOC: Megamisto: is it called c-class because its shaped like a c
OOC: AffableGiraffe: this is basically the script for gravity 2
Saddest Truffle stammers, "HHOOOOLDDD ONNN"
OOC: AffableGiraffe: gravity boogaloo
OOC: Conman1909: This is hilarious.
Vladimir Koshchenkev's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Father Jack's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Esmeralda Fulton's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Joey Buttersworth's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Joey Buttersworth screams!
Asteroid chunk catches on fire!
Asteroid chunk catches on fire!
Asteroid chunk catches on fire!
The Tardis's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
The Tardis screams!
OOC: Pizzabum: OH GOD RUN FOR YOUR LIVES CREW
Alpha Bravo Cheesecake's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Alpha Bravo Cheesecake's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Alpha Bravo Cheesecake screams!
Cameron Higgs's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Johnathan McMurphy's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Johnathan McMurphy screams!
Flaurel Danger gasps, "Hoott ddddammmmnn"
Restarting world! Initiated by Spoogemonster!
OOC: AffableGiraffe: thank god

[Cameron Higgs]

<Hokie> What's your opinion of Slendra?
<efrem> a shattered husk of what was once a coder and complete human being

[Ines]

<Hokie> What's your opinion of Slendra?
<efrem> a shattered husk of what was once a coder and complete human being

I always thought it was spelled Slendra, I'm terrible

[Xenonia]

Like Slendraman

2spooky

[atomic1fire]

El Brak says, "YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST"
El Brak [144.6] says, "YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST"
Zoe Bickerson says, "jesus"
Zoe Bickerson [144.6] says, "jesus"
El Brak cuts at Cannabis plant with the chainsaw!
El Brak cuts at Cannabis plant with the chainsaw!
El Brak cuts at Cannabis plant with the chainsaw!
El Brak cuts at Cannabis plant with the chainsaw!
Terrell Wilkerson says, "I WAS UNDERCOVER"
Terrell Wilkerson [144.6] says, "I WAS UNDERCOVER"
Zoe Bickerson says, "you guys didn't waste time"
Zoe Bickerson [144.6] says, "you guys didn't waste time"
El Brak says, "CRIMES"
El Brak [144.6] says, "CRIMES"
El Brak cuts at Cannabis plant with the chainsaw!
Terrell Wilkerson says, "DRUG CRIMES"
Terrell Wilkerson [144.6] says, "DRUG CRIMES"
El Brak cuts at Cannabis plant with the chainsaw!
El Brak cuts at Cannabis plant with the chainsaw!
El Brak cuts at Cannabis plant with the chainsaw!
William Zadovsky spits acid at El Brak!

[Lavastage]

The space mouse nibbles at the Syndicate Sauce!
The space mouse nibbles at the Syndicate Sauce!

Stupid mouse, I was gonna use that!

[Spy_Guy]

Slot Machine says, 'Winner! Lin Chang has won fifty credits!'
Slot Machine says, 'Lin Chang has won ten credits!'
John Doe spits acid at Lin Chang!
We stealthily sting Lin Chang.
Slot Machine says, 'No luck!'

[ClockworkCupcake]

ProletAIriate [145.9] states, "The bee fucking opened the armory holy shit."

[Morrigi]

<InquisitorL> i was more partial to catperson boners

[BruceHenke]

Scott Graves says, "bruce spinnin"
Scott Graves says, "why is bruce spinnin"
Scott Graves says, "bruce 'a spinny guy' hunt"
Scott Graves says, "spins 4ever"

[FishDance]

Code:

monkey (113) chimpers, "Now we're both monkeys"
monkey (113) chimpers, "So I guess we're cool? No more fighting?"
You begin to recover.
the monkey (154) attacks the monkey (113) with the cyalume saber!
monkey (113) chimpers, "Or not"
the monkey (154) attacks the monkey (113) with the cyalume saber!
the monkey (154) attacks the monkey (113) with the cyalume saber!
monkey (113) chimpers, "Why, brother?"
the monkey (154) attacks the monkey (113) with the cyalume saber!
monkey (154) chimpers, "Fucker"
monkey (113) chimpers, "Turn it on, dunce"
monkey (154) chimpers, "It is on"
monkey (113) chimpers, "No its not"
monkey (154) chimpers, "I thought it was"
monkey (154) chimpers, "Fuck"
monkey (113) chimpers, "Dimb wit"
the monkey (154) attacks the monkey (113) with the cyalume saber!
the monkey (154) attacks the monkey (113) with the cyalume saber!