Goonhub
11-30-2018, 02:05 AM
Turn 10
Current Wares:
Mind-Slave Implant - Suicide? Laaaaame. - Illegal - Speedy
oesn't use your turn. - Your turn counts as the action of a player of your choice. That player may not otherwise act this turn. - 75 points
Modified ID - Him? I think he went that way. - Automatic:Use when an item would target you. That item randomly targets a different player. Breaks after use. Does not deter random chance. - 20 points
Coffee - OHHEYWHATYOUNEEDYOUNEEDSOMEHELPRIGHTNOWICANDOTHATMAYBE!?! - Speedy: Doesn't use your turn - Use:Get 2 actions instead of 1 this turn. ~ 5 points
Clown Upgrades:
Interest: All points earned increased 10%. - 500 points
Insurance: Point loss from other players decreased 10%. - 700 points
Item Vault: All clowns choose an item in their inventory. That item cannot be stolen nor used this turn under any circumstance. - 400 points
Clown Make-up: Used when an item is used against a clown. That item has no affect. 10% chance of success. - 300 points
Goal Changes:
Pizzatiger wishes to change his goal from "As a human and part of the top 30% on the scoreboard, cause non-humans to have better benefits than humans". A new goal has been sent.
Law Changes:
Add: If NateTheSquid has any points, those points are divided among all clowns to a maximum of 100 each. If impossible, Recusor receives all of those points instead.
*Note:Law 7 is in affect. John Warcrimes will be considered non-human unless this law is changed or deleted.
Actions:
Recusor givees 1 point to John Warcrimes
NateTheSquid honks i guess
RobertGN lays a banana peel on the floor...oh wait...no...no, they're just honking...
Other:
It's time for the results!
So, uh, let's see...uh...
512 against 473.1
Congratulations to PizzaTiger. You are the new clown king!
*honking noises abound*
All 985.1 shall be added to the clown vault.
Current Extra Laws:
4.All players are considered non-human UNLESS they've used at least one action to give points to someone. Newly registered are unaffected for 1 turn by this law.
5.Actually, humans gain 10 points per turn, not 1.
6.The person in 1st on the score leaderboard receives 20 points instead of the normal amount.
7.Capitalism is bad. Anyone who uploads a law requiring the redistribution of points is to be considered non-human until the original law is removed.
8.Player with the least number of items gain 5 points per turn. In the event of a tie, all affected parties gain 1 point instead.
9.If NateTheSquid has any points, those points are divided among all clowns to a maximum of 100 each. If impossible, Recusor receives all of those points instead.
10.Every 3 rounds (starting the round this takes effect) there will be a blind auction to become King of the Clowns(Or KOTC for short) with the results taking effect the next round. Any Non-human may participate in this auction and bid using their points. The KOTC will always win ties in this bid with any further ties being broken randomly. The KOTC will always count as being Non-human. All points that are spent in the auction will not be returned to the bidders and will instead be put into the Clown Vault.
Law specific Rule:Bidding will count as a free action, but only through PMs. Attempts to auction publicly will be ignored. Remember, Non-humans only.
11.If anyone has less points than NateTheSquid, Nate loses 10 points per turn.
13.Anytime someone honks they receive 500 points, the King of the Clowns receives 250 points, and the clown vault receives 100 points.
14.If someone's point total = 0, their point total will be changed to the current highest total -1. All affected may not buy or give away points for 2 turn. This law only affects any given player once.
15.The Clown Vault funds may be used by the Clown King to buy upgrades that will effect all clowns. The prices and upgrades will be determined by the Point Machine (Technature). Any player may take an action to attempt to rob the Clown Vault of all its points. This Action has a 1/3 chance of succeeding and failure will result in them missing their next turn.
*note:Clown Vault upgrades will be under the shop and will be added to each turn. Unlike the shop, the clown upgrades will never be cycled out.
16.Pizzatiger's point total can no longer be decreased. Any action that would potentially reduce Pizzatiger's point total now instead adds the amount that would've been lost to their point total.
*note:The shop is not affected by this law.
17.As a free action, non-humans may choose to be clowns for the rest of the game. Clowns are given bonuses from upgrades bought from the clown vault shop but are taxed every turn. Taxes go to the clown vault. The default rate is 10 points but may be adjusted as a free action by the Clown King. The Clown King may also create a single rule as a free action that all clowns must follow until the next bidding phase. Failure to follow this rule will result in a 20 point penalty which will be added to the vault.
Fun fact:oh my god i have work tomorrow not today jesus christ
Current Wares:
Mind-Slave Implant - Suicide? Laaaaame. - Illegal - Speedy
oesn't use your turn. - Your turn counts as the action of a player of your choice. That player may not otherwise act this turn. - 75 pointsModified ID - Him? I think he went that way. - Automatic:Use when an item would target you. That item randomly targets a different player. Breaks after use. Does not deter random chance. - 20 points
Coffee - OHHEYWHATYOUNEEDYOUNEEDSOMEHELPRIGHTNOWICANDOTHATMAYBE!?! - Speedy: Doesn't use your turn - Use:Get 2 actions instead of 1 this turn. ~ 5 points
Clown Upgrades:
Interest: All points earned increased 10%. - 500 points
Insurance: Point loss from other players decreased 10%. - 700 points
Item Vault: All clowns choose an item in their inventory. That item cannot be stolen nor used this turn under any circumstance. - 400 points
Clown Make-up: Used when an item is used against a clown. That item has no affect. 10% chance of success. - 300 points
Goal Changes:
Pizzatiger wishes to change his goal from "As a human and part of the top 30% on the scoreboard, cause non-humans to have better benefits than humans". A new goal has been sent.
Law Changes:
Add: If NateTheSquid has any points, those points are divided among all clowns to a maximum of 100 each. If impossible, Recusor receives all of those points instead.
*Note:Law 7 is in affect. John Warcrimes will be considered non-human unless this law is changed or deleted.
Actions:
Recusor givees 1 point to John Warcrimes
NateTheSquid honks i guess
RobertGN lays a banana peel on the floor...oh wait...no...no, they're just honking...
Other:
It's time for the results!
Quote:id like to bid -2 points to become clown king. you owe me 2 points if i winThat's not how that works...?
Quote:I would like to bid all but 1 of my points in the auction. Also I honked and I didnt recieve the 500 pointsFixed.
Quote:i bid all my points to become the clown king.Holy shit fixed oh my god
have the Honking points not been given to people? i feel like i should be seeing more 500s
So, uh, let's see...uh...
512 against 473.1
Congratulations to PizzaTiger. You are the new clown king!
*honking noises abound*
All 985.1 shall be added to the clown vault.
Current Extra Laws:
4.All players are considered non-human UNLESS they've used at least one action to give points to someone. Newly registered are unaffected for 1 turn by this law.
5.Actually, humans gain 10 points per turn, not 1.
6.The person in 1st on the score leaderboard receives 20 points instead of the normal amount.
7.Capitalism is bad. Anyone who uploads a law requiring the redistribution of points is to be considered non-human until the original law is removed.
8.Player with the least number of items gain 5 points per turn. In the event of a tie, all affected parties gain 1 point instead.
9.If NateTheSquid has any points, those points are divided among all clowns to a maximum of 100 each. If impossible, Recusor receives all of those points instead.
10.Every 3 rounds (starting the round this takes effect) there will be a blind auction to become King of the Clowns(Or KOTC for short) with the results taking effect the next round. Any Non-human may participate in this auction and bid using their points. The KOTC will always win ties in this bid with any further ties being broken randomly. The KOTC will always count as being Non-human. All points that are spent in the auction will not be returned to the bidders and will instead be put into the Clown Vault.
Law specific Rule:Bidding will count as a free action, but only through PMs. Attempts to auction publicly will be ignored. Remember, Non-humans only.
11.If anyone has less points than NateTheSquid, Nate loses 10 points per turn.
13.Anytime someone honks they receive 500 points, the King of the Clowns receives 250 points, and the clown vault receives 100 points.
14.If someone's point total = 0, their point total will be changed to the current highest total -1. All affected may not buy or give away points for 2 turn. This law only affects any given player once.
15.The Clown Vault funds may be used by the Clown King to buy upgrades that will effect all clowns. The prices and upgrades will be determined by the Point Machine (Technature). Any player may take an action to attempt to rob the Clown Vault of all its points. This Action has a 1/3 chance of succeeding and failure will result in them missing their next turn.
*note:Clown Vault upgrades will be under the shop and will be added to each turn. Unlike the shop, the clown upgrades will never be cycled out.
16.Pizzatiger's point total can no longer be decreased. Any action that would potentially reduce Pizzatiger's point total now instead adds the amount that would've been lost to their point total.
*note:The shop is not affected by this law.
17.As a free action, non-humans may choose to be clowns for the rest of the game. Clowns are given bonuses from upgrades bought from the clown vault shop but are taxed every turn. Taxes go to the clown vault. The default rate is 10 points but may be adjusted as a free action by the Clown King. The Clown King may also create a single rule as a free action that all clowns must follow until the next bidding phase. Failure to follow this rule will result in a 20 point penalty which will be added to the vault.
Fun fact:oh my god i have work tomorrow not today jesus christ