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11-03-2018, 09:47 AM
Adrian Clarke [3]
Good cop : tied up.
Donut : devoured.
Tasers : charged.
You tell the crew that the situation is under control, no word comes back from them though, so unknown if they bought it.
Jack Jackson [1]
You begin cutting the thus-far-silent AI's Cameras in security.
This seems to raise a red flag. Before you can finish-
say "; fuck" states [145.9] "Hey who the fuck is cutting my cameras in sec? Can someone check that out?"
Ada O'Hara [1]
okay is it hydrogen next or.... B A N G -
fuck. You ears are ringing and your workspace is a little bit scorched.
You've got the Perf. done, and the other meds are kinda ruined. Lucky you're not hurt.
Sam Eagle [5]
You grab your interface board from the manufacturer and slam it into the borg shell.
It's name flickers and settles on say "; fuck".
The borg beep-boops at you hapilly and your implant screeches thank's dude!.
The borg zips off with determination.
From there you mosey over to the chapel.
There's a lot of rotting flesh strewn about.
Selladore Kaine [3]
You stuff your produce into a satchel and wait at your service desk, pocket full of nice things included. Your weed is growing nicely.
After about a minute of waiting, Rubber Johnson stands before you.
You know i was pulling your leg, right? he offers.
Punch Monster [6]
You diligently work so hard you forget who you really want to prank with these pipe bombs, but
whatever, you've got three of them, fully built and ready to play cool pranks.
Kickflip Brozinski [3]
You start sucking up all the blood around the clown when you're suddenly greeted by...
The clown? He's naked so you figure he's just been cloned. The clown strips his former corpse naked and gets dressed, but he notices a few missing items.
He gives you a dirty look [1] .
"Hey where the fuck are my crayons dickass"
Good cop : tied up.
Donut : devoured.
Tasers : charged.
You tell the crew that the situation is under control, no word comes back from them though, so unknown if they bought it.
Jack Jackson [1]
You begin cutting the thus-far-silent AI's Cameras in security.
This seems to raise a red flag. Before you can finish-
say "; fuck" states [145.9] "Hey who the fuck is cutting my cameras in sec? Can someone check that out?"
Ada O'Hara [1]
okay is it hydrogen next or.... B A N G -
fuck. You ears are ringing and your workspace is a little bit scorched.
You've got the Perf. done, and the other meds are kinda ruined. Lucky you're not hurt.
Sam Eagle [5]
You grab your interface board from the manufacturer and slam it into the borg shell.
It's name flickers and settles on say "; fuck".
The borg beep-boops at you hapilly and your implant screeches thank's dude!.
The borg zips off with determination.
From there you mosey over to the chapel.
There's a lot of rotting flesh strewn about.
Selladore Kaine [3]
You stuff your produce into a satchel and wait at your service desk, pocket full of nice things included. Your weed is growing nicely.
After about a minute of waiting, Rubber Johnson stands before you.
You know i was pulling your leg, right? he offers.
Punch Monster [6]
You diligently work so hard you forget who you really want to prank with these pipe bombs, but
whatever, you've got three of them, fully built and ready to play cool pranks.
Kickflip Brozinski [3]
You start sucking up all the blood around the clown when you're suddenly greeted by...
The clown? He's naked so you figure he's just been cloned. The clown strips his former corpse naked and gets dressed, but he notices a few missing items.
He gives you a dirty look [1] .
"Hey where the fuck are my crayons dickass"