The Goonstation Book of World Records

[Technature]

I'd like to nominate Dignity Squared for most damage recieved from a single space lube slip.

I was playing a round on Oshan Laboratory. Someone was throwing syndicate cleaner grenades in Medbay while a fight was breaking out, and I was in the middle of running away to hide behind the nearest shrub. Then, out of nowhere, the game seemed to hang for a second, and in then the chatlog I see I have apparently slipped 271 times over the course of that one second:



Upon analyzing my corpse, I found that I had accumulated 2000+ brute damage.