The Goonstation Book of World Records

[Wisecrack34]

That's bad but being in the AI on whatever Butt Butt Honk was based upon would be even less lucky, as you were granted the sweet release of death, however I doubt it took place on goon so I would agree with granting you the title untill we can, as a group, can agree that someone else had worse luck. The closest contender would be the syndicate AI from a few months back, depending on your view of luck.