The Goonstation Book of World Records

[NateTheSquid]

i have no proof but one time i escaped about 5 gibsharks as a clown by crossing multiple z-levels and running really fast. eventually i was teleported into a chair, buckled into it (i think by shitty bill jr) and a gibshark was summoned right in front of me and killed me instantly. was probably running for about 3 minutes

i also once had a gibshark and 2 mike tysons on me at once. that mike tyson is goddamn fast i'll tell you that