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03-26-2018, 09:06 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-30-2019, 11:28 AM by Firebarrage. Edited 33 times in total.)
THE GOONSTATION BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS
Highest Number of Crusher Pokes: 15. Sam Eagle (Recursor)
Hottest Fire - ZeWaka, 1.55396e27
Most Deaths In A Single Round: Erasmus Klein (Stryxic) - 17
Most People In A Clown Car: 31. Chips Ahoy
Most Potent Weed - 2040. Vitaroll
Most Discord Roulettes Survived: 13 - Podrick Equus
Most Robust Robustris Score: 86592 - Forthwrong
Most Wire Snips Before Getting an Owie On Finger: 89 - Alliostra
Most items stolen as a spy-thief: 11 -Stryxic
Most dabs without you arms fall off: 44 - pali6
Most spins before you arm fall off in hell: 40 - polivilas
Did you poke the crusher a scary number of times? Did you manage to make an army of buttbots so large that the chaplain started a cult to the horde? Then perhaps you have just set a new Goonstation Record! Here's how to get the recognition you deserve for your assorted acts of degeneracy:
1. Make sure it's measurable! Records like "number of crusher pokes" or "most deaths" are measurable. Things like "most annoying gimmick" are not.
2. Post proof! Pictures, video, or goonhub data are all acceptable.
3. Don't be an ass. Don't attempt records that lag the server to hell or break any rules.
If its measurable, has proof, and isnt a dick move then I'll post your record. If it is not all three of these things I will quote the rule and everyone will get a chance to laugh at you for being an idiot.
Highest Number of Crusher Pokes: 15. Sam Eagle (Recursor)
Hottest Fire - ZeWaka, 1.55396e27
Most Deaths In A Single Round: Erasmus Klein (Stryxic) - 17
Most People In A Clown Car: 31. Chips Ahoy
Most Potent Weed - 2040. Vitaroll
Most Discord Roulettes Survived: 13 - Podrick Equus
Most Robust Robustris Score: 86592 - Forthwrong
Most Wire Snips Before Getting an Owie On Finger: 89 - Alliostra
Most items stolen as a spy-thief: 11 -Stryxic
Most dabs without you arms fall off: 44 - pali6
Most spins before you arm fall off in hell: 40 - polivilas
Did you poke the crusher a scary number of times? Did you manage to make an army of buttbots so large that the chaplain started a cult to the horde? Then perhaps you have just set a new Goonstation Record! Here's how to get the recognition you deserve for your assorted acts of degeneracy:
1. Make sure it's measurable! Records like "number of crusher pokes" or "most deaths" are measurable. Things like "most annoying gimmick" are not.
2. Post proof! Pictures, video, or goonhub data are all acceptable.
3. Don't be an ass. Don't attempt records that lag the server to hell or break any rules.
If its measurable, has proof, and isnt a dick move then I'll post your record. If it is not all three of these things I will quote the rule and everyone will get a chance to laugh at you for being an idiot.