Ideas of questionable quality

[medsal15]

Allow us to make glasses/beakers out of any crystal. Different materials have diferrent effects, like more storage, self heating, self cooling, etc.

[Sov]

Allow us to make glasses/beakers out of any crystal. Different materials have diferrent effects, like more storage, self heating, self cooling, etc.

if people didn't complain that science is already op this would actually be really cool

[Vitatroll]

I mean I don't even chem anymore and I miss Ni3 and Argine.

To contradict my preceding statement, chemistry needs less hell and more catalysts. The potential for chain reactions was always chem's most interesting facet for me. More catalysts, more interactions, more golbergianism.

Hnh. Honestly, Ni3 being brought back as a chem-based (light) flashbang mine wouldn't be that bad at all. And, uh -  I don't remember Argine or why it was taken out.

[awfulworldkid]

Let changeling spend 200-300 DNA points to turn a handspider into a headspider. The headspider does its usual headspider things, and if it successfully converts someone they become another changeling under the control of the headspider's player, with the same loyalty thing.

[Lady Birb]

Right now medical personnel have a passive reduced chance of failing while preforming surgery. Why not give other jobs similar benefits?
Medical jobs: Bandage/suture wounds shut faster, putting pressure on wounds has an increased chance of working
Security: More stamina damage with their punches in exchange for less brute damage, no speed penalty from pulling cuffed or downed people
Engineering: Reduced burn damage from being shocked, reduced eye damage from welding, build objects faster like the carpenter trait
Research: Reduced toxin damage from plasma inhalation, maybe weaker versions of medical's abilities.

[Superlagg]

An implant for traitors that makes people hallucinate. But it makes more believable hallucinations, like actual critters, bees, Markov chains of anything said that round, stuff also controlled by the traitor. Have traitor-operated crew people that only those who've been implanted can see and hear, play dumb mind games on people and get them to do things and look insane.

[awfulworldkid]

Flour chem! Use the chef's flour on a beaker or shove wheat into a reagent extractor to get a chem that makes people cough and drop their items.
Cornstarch! Shove corn in a reagent extractor for this, which can be used as a condiment, a precursor to very high fructose corn syrup, or mixed with water and heated to make...
Oobleck! Fun to play with, but pour enough of it on a jumpsuit, outer suit, or helmet, and it makes it bullet-resistant. Bullets do less damage when faced with oobleck, but do slightly more stamina damage. The same is true for blunt objects.

[Nnystyxx]

Flour chem! Use the chef's flour on a beaker or shove wheat into a reagent extractor to get a chem that makes people cough and drop their items.
Cornstarch! Shove corn in a reagent extractor for this, which can be used as a condiment, a precursor to very high fructose corn syrup, or mixed with water and heated to make...
Oobleck! Fun to play with, but pour enough of it on a jumpsuit, outer suit, or helmet, and it makes it bullet-resistant. Bullets do less damage when faced with oobleck, but do slightly more stamina damage. The same is true for blunt objects.

Iirc corn starch actually exists already and it is used for corn syrup
I would love to see obleck though

[Superlagg]

Clown items! Mostly for traitors!

Sleeve full of hankies - A pair of gloves that extrude as many handkerchiefs as you want. They function as things to wipe up messes, be tied together into blindfolds, gags, and handcuffs, and be thrown around to make a mess.

Plasma balloons - Balloons that can hold gaseous plasma. Never breaks when inflating (unless it's funny) and can have an igniter assembly stuffed inside. Can be thrown to explode on impact, and can be filled from a portable tank. Don't overfill the balloon though.

Squirting flower - Stick a flower on your jumpsuit, load it with a beaker, and squirt shit on people with a dumb gesture. Works like a spray bottle, comes initially loaded with space lube or silly string, and delivers enough chemicals to spatter blood or other messy guff on the ground.

Joy buzzer - Reskinned stun gloves with a hysterical twist. In addition to stunning anyone you grab, it will also stun anyone to grabs you, saying that they go to grab your hand and trip the buzzer. Is recharged by tightening the internal plasma spring with a clockwork magnet key.

Fake hand spider - Pop off your "hand" and it'll walk around on its own. Can be possessed by ghosts, and can only skitter around, slap people's ankles, and flip off With the best of them.

Hand puppets - Ventriloquize to your hearts' content. Speak through it with a chat prefix. Can be built from various shoes, masks, and skulls. Drink during shows at your own risk.

Baggy pants of holding - Store extra things in your pants, yank them out at will, impress and disgust your audience. Only accepts items of sufficient hilarity. Can also be ordered from the Syndicate pre-filled with dark comedy equipment like a discount surplus crate, and with its storage restrictions overridden. Looks just like your dorky pants, and is put on just like hiding a derringer, except it's pants.

In-joke-ternals - It's a spaceworthy clown make mask. If that's not the height of comedy, it could instead be a space helmet with stupid hair and a big dumb honker.

[amaranthineApocalypse]

Clown items! Mostly for traitors!

Sleeve full of hankies - A pair of gloves that extrude as many handkerchiefs as you want. They function as things to wipe up messes, be tied together into blindfolds, gags, and handcuffs, and be thrown around to make a mess.

Plasma balloons - Balloons that can hold gaseous plasma. Never breaks when inflating (unless it's funny) and can have an igniter assembly stuffed inside. Can be thrown to explode on impact, and can be filled from a portable tank. Don't overfill the balloon though.

Squirting flower - Stick a flower on your jumpsuit, load it with a beaker, and squirt shit on people with a dumb gesture. Works like a spray bottle, comes initially loaded with space lube or silly string, and delivers enough chemicals to spatter blood or other messy guff on the ground.

Joy buzzer - Reskinned stun gloves with a hysterical twist. In addition to stunning anyone you grab, it will also stun anyone to grabs you, saying that they go to grab your hand and trip the buzzer. Is recharged by tightening the internal plasma spring with a clockwork magnet key.

Fake hand spider - Pop off your "hand" and it'll walk around on its own. Can be possessed by ghosts, and can only skitter around, slap people's ankles, and flip off With the best of them.

Hand puppets - Ventriloquize to your hearts' content. Speak through it with a chat prefix. Can be built from various shoes, masks, and skulls. Drink during shows at your own risk.

Baggy pants of holding - Store extra things in your pants, yank them out at will, impress and disgust your audience. Only accepts items of sufficient hilarity. Can also be ordered from the Syndicate pre-filled with dark comedy equipment like a discount surplus crate, and with its storage restrictions overridden. Looks just like your dorky pants, and is put on just like hiding a derringer, except it's pants.

In-joke-ternals - It's a spaceworthy clown make mask. If that's not the height of comedy, it could instead be a space helmet with stupid hair and a big dumb honker.

We need ALL of this. Like holy shit.

[misto]

give some mineral or material a "gritty and frictional" property so that floor tiles made out of it or made of alloys of it provide traction even if they are wetted or coated in fresh blood. whether or not people gradually take brute damage when being pulled and dragged across these floor tiles due to scrapes is up to you

[Nnystyxx]

Clown items! Mostly for traitors!

Sleeve full of hankies - A pair of gloves that extrude as many handkerchiefs as you want. They function as things to wipe up messes, be tied together into blindfolds, gags, and handcuffs, and be thrown around to make a mess.

Plasma balloons - Balloons that can hold gaseous plasma. Never breaks when inflating (unless it's funny) and can have an igniter assembly stuffed inside. Can be thrown to explode on impact, and can be filled from a portable tank. Don't overfill the balloon though.

Squirting flower - Stick a flower on your jumpsuit, load it with a beaker, and squirt shit on people with a dumb gesture. Works like a spray bottle, comes initially loaded with space lube or silly string, and delivers enough chemicals to spatter blood or other messy guff on the ground.

Joy buzzer - Reskinned stun gloves with a hysterical twist. In addition to stunning anyone you grab, it will also stun anyone to grabs you, saying that they go to grab your hand and trip the buzzer. Is recharged by tightening the internal plasma spring with a clockwork magnet key.

Fake hand spider - Pop off your "hand" and it'll walk around on its own. Can be possessed by ghosts, and can only skitter around, slap people's ankles, and flip off With the best of them.

Hand puppets - Ventriloquize to your hearts' content. Speak through it with a chat prefix. Can be built from various shoes, masks, and skulls. Drink during shows at your own risk.

Baggy pants of holding - Store extra things in your pants, yank them out at will, impress and disgust your audience. Only accepts items of sufficient hilarity. Can also be ordered from the Syndicate pre-filled with dark comedy equipment like a discount surplus crate, and with its storage restrictions overridden. Looks just like your dorky pants, and is put on just like hiding a derringer, except it's pants.

In-joke-ternals - It's a spaceworthy clown make mask. If that's not the height of comedy, it could instead be a space helmet with stupid hair and a big dumb honker.

We need ALL of this. Like holy shit.

we literally need all of this

[Vitatroll]

We keep getting requests for giant anime swords, so give em' one.

One that rips your arms off if you try to pick it up without musculature enhancement. One that rips your arms off if you swing it without hulk. One that throws you the opposite way of the swing if you're not fat. Let's not forget the  fedora and shades required for mastery of such skills.

*teleports behind you* 
Nothing personell, kid.

[warcrimes]

We keep getting requests for giant anime swords, so give em' one.

One that rips your arms off if you try to pick it up without musculature enhancement. One that rips your arms off if you swing it without hulk. One that throws you the opposite way of the swing if you're not fat. Let's not forget the  fedora and shades required for mastery of such skills.

*teleports behind you* 
Nothing personell, kid.

Have it fill your bloodstream with Port Wine when you touch it

[Frank_Stein]

How about if clown shoes didn't only sometimes trip the clown, but also people that walked past them too?