Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Firebarrage]

The worst part of this isnt the "who is captain" bit. Its the fact that law 5 says law 5 doesnt exist.
So therefore law 5 doesnt exist.
Which means that law 5 does exist
Which means law 5 doesnt exist.

At this point I guess its up to the player how to deal with a paradox, but I'd probably scream bloody murder and start acting as insane as I could.

[Mordent]

The worst part of this isnt the "who is captain" bit. Its the fact that law 5 says law 5 doesnt exist.
So therefore law 5 doesnt exist.
Which means that law 5 does exist
Which means law 5 doesnt exist.

At this point I guess its up to the player how to deal with a paradox, but I'd probably scream bloody murder and start acting as insane as I could.

In a paradox scenario I default to "as close to the default lawset as possible", because I err on the side of caution. In this case, any attempt to parse Law 5 results in it not existing. As such, the only sensible way to behave is as if it doesn't exist. If I was feeling proactive I'd have noted about being stuck in a processing loop or something, but Roman had just killswitched me so I wasn't feeling overly cooperative.

Also, Wraith, the order of laws is entirely irrelevant. People need to stop pretending it is.

[Cirrial]

It's carryover from other SS13 servers where the law ordering DOES matter, so that's why people act like it's a thing.

[Tom Clancy's Gay Ghost]

Admin PM from-Wonkmin: gays can't sue it's against the constitution

[Wraithcraft]

Nolentem Rider [145.9] exclaims, "Oh he had a say in dying, it was alot of "AHH" and "OHH EHH" And "IM A DEAD MONKEY"!"
Roco Berry [145.9] says, "Nolentem I hope you trip out an airlock and die."

[NateTheSquid]

<SpyGuy> Man.
<SpyGuy> Metaphor that doesn't account for pressure chambers.
<SpyGuy> What has the world come to?

[Superlagg]

Stan Beezlebub [145.9] says, "apparently i'm cunt enough to punch trhough yiff right now"

[Musketman12]

Reese Lester  [145.9] says, "DUr? pUmU"

Scrungo Beepis  [145.9] says, "Well said, Reese."

[Schwicky_Schwag]

OOC: Wraithcraft: Bestiality is my forte.

[Nnystyxx]

Majoosh the Magic (as Majoosh) says, "I didn't know my staff floated."
Dimey Nickels asks, "Well it's mostly made of wood, right?"
Dimey Nickels says, "I think that's wood."
Dimey Nickels says, "I don't really wanna check."
Majoosh the Magic (as Majoosh) says, "Mahogony."
Dimey Nickels says, "Ooh, fancy."
Majoosh the Magic (as Majoosh) says, "Yes, from a particuarly evil tree."
Dimey Nickels says, "No wonder it's so spooky."
Majoosh the Magic (as Majoosh) says, "I know right."
Majoosh the Magic (as Majoosh) says, "That tree ate like three people."
Dimey Nickels says, "Dag."

DEAD: Ghost (space owl) moans, "fuck you old man"

Majoosh the Lucky says, "Nice fancy suit ya git there."
Nathan Zabloaf says, "Thanks. Custom-made."
Nathan Zabloaf says, "Horns were 5 credits at an intergalactic party store."
Adrian Oppenheimer releases gas with the power of the gods! The very station trembles!!
Majoosh the Lucky says, "Nice, those would be at least 10 in any wizard fed party store."
Nathan Zabloaf says, "Must be those sanctions or somethin'."
Nathan Zabloaf asks, "Hey, did you see where that shuttle docked?"
Majoosh the Lucky says, "Yeah, wizbiz economics. The red tape is terrible."

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[Vitatroll]

Hah. I found Gannets' log from shortly after I found Nitro. Another reason it's good to clean out bookmarks occasionally.

[69andahalf]

<Headsurgeon> be very few rounds it on head surgeon beeps, satan hitler

[Wraithcraft]

DEAD: Ghost (Lup Bluejeans) laments, "did this ship get vored"

[Schwicky_Schwag]

<Mageziya> I'll think of yiff instead

[Mageziya]

It's not what you think I meant!