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Butts, and survival
#1
Butts are edible now, butt it only takes 1-2 bites to eat them.

I propose that the longer a person is alive, the more bites it takes it eat their butt. Every 5 minutes another "bite" would be added.
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#2
*looks at LLJK1*
*looks at round timer*
354 minutes.
70 bites.
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#3
(11-30-2016, 05:00 PM)Wraithcraft Wrote: *looks at LLJK1*
*looks at round timer*
354 minutes.
70 bites.

I have participated in 750 odd minute rounds before

150 bites.

Please make this a thing
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#4
"Christ Detective, the victim's corpse was dismembered, decapitated, debrained, deskulled, and had a heart and butt ectomy. We don't even know how long this thing has been here."

"Don't worry Lil Jimmy Sec Officer, I'll know soon enough"
Detective Takes a Bite out of Corpse McDead's Butt!
Detective Takes a Bite out of Corpse McDead's Butt!
Detective Takes a Bite out of Corpse McDead's Butt!

"Three bites, this guy is fresh. It must have been that MD who just left..."
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#5
(12-02-2016, 01:48 PM)Xeram Wrote: "Christ Detective, the victim's corpse was dismembered, decapitated, debrained, deskulled, and had a heart and butt ectomy. We don't even know how long this thing has been here."

"Don't worry Lil Jimmy Sec Officer, I'll know soon enough"
Detective Takes a Bite out of Corpse McDead's Butt!
Detective Takes a Bite out of Corpse McDead's Butt!
Detective Takes a Bite out of Corpse McDead's Butt!

"Three bites, this guy is fresh. It must have been that MD who just left..."

Oh my lord, that's amazing.
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#6
If anyone's worried about the lore/science behind this, just say spaceman butts are like trees and grow more rings over time.
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#7
Question 
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#8
"After months of trekking through the snowy tundra of that god-forsaken planet, the science team finally ran out of rations and were forced to cannibalize each other. Fortunately this kept them well-fed for the next 3 years, and the excess ass enabled them to domesticate the local wendigo population."
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#9
(12-03-2016, 07:01 PM)Haine Wrote: ???????????? ? ?    ?

Don't question it, just roll with it
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#10
I fed a dead guy his own brain.

Please tell me dead people can be force-fed their own butts.
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#11
shouldnt this be a special feature reserved for the removed asses of people who have obtained obesity mutation/condition
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