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Butts, and survival - Arborinus - 11-30-2016
Butts are edible now, butt it only takes 1-2 bites to eat them.
I propose that the longer a person is alive, the more bites it takes it eat their butt. Every 5 minutes another "bite" would be added.
RE: Butts, and survival - Wraithcraft - 11-30-2016
*looks at LLJK1*
*looks at round timer*
354 minutes.
70 bites.
RE: Butts, and survival - amaranthineApocalypse - 12-01-2016
(11-30-2016, 05:00 PM)Wraithcraft Wrote: *looks at LLJK1*
*looks at round timer*
354 minutes.
70 bites.
I have participated in 750 odd minute rounds before
150 bites.
Please make this a thing
RE: Butts, and survival - Xeram - 12-02-2016
"Christ Detective, the victim's corpse was dismembered, decapitated, debrained, deskulled, and had a heart and butt ectomy. We don't even know how long this thing has been here."
"Don't worry Lil Jimmy Sec Officer, I'll know soon enough"
Detective Takes a Bite out of Corpse McDead's Butt!
Detective Takes a Bite out of Corpse McDead's Butt!
Detective Takes a Bite out of Corpse McDead's Butt!
"Three bites, this guy is fresh. It must have been that MD who just left..."
RE: Butts, and survival - Wraithcraft - 12-02-2016
(12-02-2016, 01:48 PM)Xeram Wrote: "Christ Detective, the victim's corpse was dismembered, decapitated, debrained, deskulled, and had a heart and butt ectomy. We don't even know how long this thing has been here."
"Don't worry Lil Jimmy Sec Officer, I'll know soon enough"
Detective Takes a Bite out of Corpse McDead's Butt!
Detective Takes a Bite out of Corpse McDead's Butt!
Detective Takes a Bite out of Corpse McDead's Butt!
"Three bites, this guy is fresh. It must have been that MD who just left..."
Oh my lord, that's amazing.
RE: Butts, and survival - Arborinus - 12-03-2016
If anyone's worried about the lore/science behind this, just say spaceman butts are like trees and grow more rings over time.
RE: Butts, and survival - Haine - 12-03-2016
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RE: Butts, and survival - Vitatroll - 12-03-2016
"After months of trekking through the snowy tundra of that god-forsaken planet, the science team finally ran out of rations and were forced to cannibalize each other. Fortunately this kept them well-fed for the next 3 years, and the excess ass enabled them to domesticate the local wendigo population."
RE: Butts, and survival - amaranthineApocalypse - 12-04-2016
(12-03-2016, 07:01 PM)Haine Wrote: ???????????? ? ? ?
Don't question it, just roll with it
RE: Butts, and survival - UmbraDrake - 12-04-2016
I fed a dead guy his own brain.
Please tell me dead people can be force-fed their own butts.
RE: Butts, and survival - misto - 12-04-2016
shouldnt this be a special feature reserved for the removed asses of people who have obtained obesity mutation/condition