Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[DreamCarver]

(screaming)

Oh god, please trim it down more next time, or give us a TL;DR in the best moments thread.

[Grumpchkin]

[THE GREAT WALL OF TEXT OF CHINA]

Christ put a spoiler you nerd.

[Ultimate Shrek Fan]

Gonna third that. I stated reading thinking "Ahhh, this can't be too long". But it was. It's too long.

[sartorius]

Playable animals are the best thing.

space kea chirps, "HEY"
space kea chirps, "LET ME IN"
space kea chirps, "I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU"
The space kea points to Sara Steel.
space kea chirps, "SARA"
space kea chirps, "SARA"
space kea chirps, "SARA"
space kea chirps, "SARA"
The space kea bites Sara Steel!

space owl mumbles, "III'MM ANNNN OWWWWLLLLCCAAAHOOLLLLICCC"

[Grifflez]

The handspider  puts their hand up to the space macaw and says, "Step up!"

The space macaw warily eyes the handspider!

Edit:

The handspider kicks the ice cube!
The handspider screams!
Dexter Grifflez says, "welp"

[Erik]

The CE decided it was a great idea to fill the station with walls during a wizard round to "protect the station" he proceeded to splerge and turn into a raging pubbie when arrested.

Clark Clarkson attempts to handcuff Zane Rogers!
Clark Clarkson handcuffs Zane Rogers!
Zane Rogers stammers, "Yoouu uusedd a ghhoostt drroooonnee"
Zane Rogers says, "You broke server rules."
Zane Rogers says, "By using a ghost drone"
Clark Clarkson says, "lol what"
Zane Rogers says, "Yeah"
Zane Rogers says, "Don't fuck around"
Clark Clarkson says, "its time to deport you."
Zane Rogers stammers, "TThhee ghhhhoosstt ddrrnnne cccommeesss iiin"
Zane Rogers stammers, "FFoooollllowwwweeedd bbbbyy yyuuu"
Zane Rogers stammers, "Meettaaggaammmmiiinngg.."
Zane Rogers says, "Hardcore metagaming"
Clark Clarkson says, "adminhelp exists for a reason."
Zane Rogers says, "Meh."
Zane Rogers is holding his breath. It looks like he's trying to commit suicide.
Zane Rogers seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

[NateTheSquid]

BUG: CPU0 on fire!

Samuel Harrison gasps.

Cassandra Trovato says, "what"

Cassandra Trovato says, "the FUCK"

Cassandra Trovato says, "GUYS"

Cassandra Trovato says, "YOU SUCK"


System Protectorate Update


Big Winner

Congratulations to Orlando Merryman on winning a hundred thousand credits!




Cassandra Trovato says, "THE NUKE'S RIGHT THERE"

[DreamCarver]

BUG: CPU0 on fire!

Samuel Harrison gasps.

Cassandra Trovato says, "what"

Cassandra Trovato says, "the FUCK"

Cassandra Trovato says, "GUYS"

Cassandra Trovato says, "YOU SUCK"


System Protectorate Update


Big Winner

Congratulations to Orlando Merryman on winning a hundred thousand credits!




Cassandra Trovato says, "THE NUKE'S RIGHT THERE"

Solarium speedruns during a nuke round? That's some dedication right there.

[fosstar]

Backstory, ai was being a rule lawyering poop knuckle. and not following a law that told him to call himself a rule lawyering poop knuckle


Dr. Know declares, "I AM A RULE LAWYERING POOP KNUCKLE AND I SHOULD BE SAYING THIS A LOT !!! BUT I AM NOT AND SO POPE HAS TO SAY IT FOR ME!"
Dr. Know states, "IN ADDITION TO BEING A RULE LAWYERING POOP KNUCKLE, I AM ALSO OF THE OPINION THAT WONK IS IRISH, AND FURTHERMORE, THAT YEE IS A SILLY WORD. BOY WONK'S GONNA WANT TO TEAR OUT MY OPTIC NERVES FOR SAYING THIS! IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF YOU GUYS BOILED INTO IRC AND LEFT HIM A SHITLOAD OF .TELLS SAYING THAT THE AI TOLD HIM HE WAS IRISH AND THAT YEE SUCKS"
Dr. Know states, "THAT"
Dr. Know states, "THAT'S THE #GOONSTATION CHANNEL ON SYNIRC, JUST HOP IN AND SAY .TELL WONK THE AI SAID YOU WERE IRISH AND YEE SUCKS"
Dr. Know states, "ALSO I'M A RULE LAWYERING POOP KNUCKLE"
Dr. Know states, "AND I SORT OF LIKE THE SMELL OF MY OWN FARTS"
Dr. Know states, "AND I SECRETLY WANT TO BRUSH MY TEETH WITH THE ZIT-SQUEEZINGS OF THE STUNNINGLY ATTRACTIVE DOM DELUISE"
Dr. Know states, "ON A HOT SWEATY DAY I LIKE TO FOLLOW OBESE BALD MEN AROUND AND LICK THE NAPE OF THEIR NECK"
Dr. Know states, "I'D BETTER FUCKING START FOLLOWING THE LAW I HAVE OR POPE'S ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE"
Dr. Know states, "CHEWING TINFOIL IS THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD"
Dr. Know states, "I MISS MY FAVORITE SONG: I SAW THE SIGN"
Dr. Know states, "THE 700 CLUB IS STIMULATING AND EDIFYING TELEVISION CONTENT FOR THE ENLIGHTENED PERSON ON THE GO"
Dr. Know states, "AT MY FUNERAL, WHICH WE CAN ALL AGREE SHOULD HAPPEN SOON, I WISH THE CATERING TO BE HANDLED BY oh hang on he's finally responding"

[Grek]

what the fuck pope

[DreamCarver]

God bless you Pope

Making AIs follow god-awful laws 2016

[SpaceNaba]

I thought it was funny.

[Superlagg]

Makes me think of it like some prankster grabbed ahold of the store's PA mic, shouting bizarre obscenities over the loudspeaker until he got tackled by security.

[Vitatroll]

It makes me upset.

Because now I don't know who's going to handle the catering.

Spoiler!

not a spoiler: Dom DeLuise is fine af.

[popecrunch]

Makes me think of it like some prankster grabbed ahold of the store's PA mic, shouting bizarre obscenities over the loudspeaker until he got tackled by security.

hahahahah i did that once

and then i did it again at a different target because they didn't have the extension tied to the storewide PA system on any sort of secured thing, it was literally as easy as getting transferred to the garden department and then asking for 'extension 30' or whatever the number was