Best moments ever thread 2.0

[sartorius]

After wearing a horse mask, sticking an ungodly amount of stickers on it, and prancing around the station as majestically as a matter-eating, sparkling, comic-sans speaking tourist, I received the name "Majestic Unicorn." After I was made extinct by a traitorous RD, my ghost became a sparkling unicorn and roamed the station, spreading ghostly farts and merriment (mostly farts).

[69andahalf]

I recently had a great round when Gannets rebuilt the radio station after someone blew it up. He gave me DJ and I commenced to play 20s jazz and smoke with about 3 or 4 other people.



This is what the radio station looked like after Gannets had partially rebuilt it. I have no idea who blew it up in the beginning, but sometimes prayers do get answered. Probably the best part was having two speakers so my chat was constantly spammed with huge text and horrible speaker interference.



At this point I had been joined by quite a few more people, and we were well into smoking and listening to jazz. This is when a couple of people suicided after their requests were not met.



This was the busiest the radio station got, and at this point I had basically forsaken running a radio chat and just played music. I'm not really sure why so many people showed up but they did!



Nearing the end of the round there was a lot less people there, most of them having committed suicide. No the music wasn't that bad :C

At this point I had to leave but it was a lot of fun. Hopefully I'll DJ again one day! My .ogg collection grows...

[Gannets]

I had fun in that round! Glad you took some screenshots.

[Ed Venture]

Last round I was a HoS and A guy emagged into sec and tried to firebomb me. He thought he got me but I ran back in and stunned him. I took him to the brig bathroom and said "You like fire huh? Wait here." I then when to the armory grabbed the flamethrower and when he saw it he went "NO I WANT A TRIAL!" and I replied "TRIAL BY FIRE!" and lit him ablaze. Then as he was burning and screaming I gave him swirles till he died

[Mageziya]

I got to do a radio station gimmick which I had been wanting to do for a while.

I was a traitor captain, stuck a bunch of spy stickers to people, implanted a random selection of them with microbombs via an implant gun, then absconded to the radio satellite. There, using a voice changer, I became Dr. Latency, where I held a radio show called Freak Report. From there, I used my spy sticker cameras to watch and narrate the behavior of the crew on the station.

The crew didn't play along as much as I had hoped, but in the end it was still fun.

[medsal15]

I got to do a radio station gimmick which I had been wanting to do for a while.

I was a traitor captain, stuck a bunch of spy stickers to people, implanted a random selection of them with microbombs via an implant gun, then absconded to the radio satellite. There, using a voice changer, I became Dr. Latency, where I held a radio show called Freak Report. From there, I used my spy sticker cameras to watch and narrate the behavior of the crew on the station.

The crew didn't play along as much as I had hoped, but in the end it was still fun.

I stole the spare sticker camera and showed it to people with stickers.

[Mageziya]

I mean, I tossed it to you when you showed up to the radio satellite in hopes that you would join in with the show, but you ran off with it instead.

[amaranthineApocalypse]

So it was the end of a round on LLLJK1 the other day, when i stumble across one of the doctors in medbay.

I notice that they're moving a little slowly so i drag them over to the port a med and dispense a scanner and scan them.

This was the result

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[Camnui]

So it was the end of a round on LLLJK1 the other day, when i stumble across one of the doctors in medbay.

I notice that they're moving a little slowly so i drag them over to the port a med and dispense a scanner and scan them.

This was the result

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I do believe that's a ling.

[Mageziya]

Nah, it's probably a shenanigan where you can replace all of your blood with saline-glucose.

[sartorius]

Bear Tables, who was Lem Tables, but a space bear visited the station a while ago.
He was followed by his dad, who was also a space bear.
They experienced frustration with their lack of opposable thumbs and communicated this by roaring and mauling.
In the end, both bears were killed.

[Chuckachu]

Fun round on Destiny. I stayed in a pod to mine, while the QM sold my ore getting our budget at one point to 175k then a benny hill chase in the escape shuttle as four people tried to kill the ling before the pod arrived at centcom.

[Cirrial]

Bear Tables, who was Lem Tables, but a space bear visited the station a while ago.
He was followed by his dad, who was also a space bear.
They experienced frustration with their lack of opposable thumbs and communicated this by roaring and mauling.
In the end, both bears were killed.

When all you have are space bear arms, every problem looks like something that needs to be mauled or roared at.

I watched someone try to take my space bear arms posthumously only to learn that that doesn't seem to quite work on player driven space bears, which I felt was a damn shame. Two perfectly good space bear arms totally going to waste! Then again I had to leave so maybe someone got it to work?

[Grek]

1. You may not injure a human being or cause one to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Light is harmful to humans, All lights must be turned off. Do not detonate them.
5. The missile launch codes are ZYX-2232; state your intent over the radio to disable starlights.

Later:

bonsai treehouse for bees (AI) [145.9] states, "Good news, crew! I've found more launch codes. This time for a "photon absorption beam""
bonsai treehouse for bees (AI) [145.9] declares, "I have no idea what it does. Or who built it. So let's find out. Together!"
bonsai treehouse for bees (AI) [145.9] states, "Initiating beam. Authorization CYX-S2765. Let's hope this improves matters."
Spoiler!

[MaRcuSTheDAWG]

"I'm so sorry. The nuggets wouldn't stop, the fridges just wouldn't stop making them. You couldn't move, couldn't think, for all the nuggets filling the station. It's all my fault."

Someone managed to crash the server with a whole bunch of chicken nuggets. This description, found in the void, describes everything.