Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

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#706

06-06-2015, 04:22 PM

BaneOfGiygas Wrote:As a scavenging staff assistant, I managed to find my way into the void and got the ghost goggles. Once I got back on station, I found the wraith. Then I decided to test an idea.

I was able to punch the completely incorporeal wraith in the face.

I'm not sure if that actually did any damage to the thing, or if it extends to anything beyond punches.

Wait god dammit this is the Overheard on the Station thread not the Best Moments thread. I'm dumb.

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#707

06-06-2015, 05:03 PM

mods please ban this sick filth for ruining the thread forever Argh!

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#708

06-07-2015, 11:13 AM

Derek Mcdonald [135.9] asks, "By the way I hate smiles, clowns and pranks, also I love to resort to violence to solve my problems, is this [security officer] the job for me?"

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#709

06-08-2015, 10:17 AM

<HeadSurgeon> but hey! setrank hufflaw babar, king of the good ol jams

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#710

06-09-2015, 02:14 PM

Dr. Floorpills [145.9] says, "This is Dr. Floorpills's daughter's butt? AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Jim Avernum [145.9] says, "What"
Dr. Floorpills [145.9] says, "WHY DID I START WITH MY DAUGHTER'S BUTT"
Your Father [145.9] slurs, "DDr.. FFlooooorrppiiilllllsshhhh,, yyyouu rre ggrrouuunnnndddeeeedd!!"
Ion Vance [145.9] says, "what"
Dr. Floorpills [145.9] says, "THIS IS CREEPY"
Jim Avernum [145.9] says, "Floorpills you are disturbing"
Dr. Floorpills [145.9] says, "My hat item is my daughter's butt"
Frank Lester [145.9] exclaims, "ban this creep!!!"

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#711

06-09-2015, 10:38 PM

Spy_Guy Wrote:<HeadSurgeon> but hey! setrank hufflaw babar, king of the good ol jams

As someone who doesn't use IRC, what the heck even is HeadSurgeon? A chatbot version of the Goonstation collective consience?

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#712

06-09-2015, 11:12 PM

The Worst Wrote:
Spy_Guy Wrote:<HeadSurgeon> but hey! setrank hufflaw babar, king of the good ol jams
As someone who doesn't use IRC, what the heck even is HeadSurgeon? A chatbot version of the Goonstation collective consience?

More or less.

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Haine

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#713

06-10-2015, 02:50 AM

The Worst Wrote:
Spy_Guy Wrote:<HeadSurgeon> but hey! setrank hufflaw babar, king of the good ol jams
As someone who doesn't use IRC, what the heck even is HeadSurgeon? A chatbot version of the Goonstation collective consience?

<Haine> HeadSurgeon who are you?
<HeadSurgeon> kill people who love me so i get money together because front end shell would let you drive the car is not a slave to rockstar

I hope that clears everything up

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#714

06-10-2015, 05:18 AM

fuck now im hearing headsurgeon in homsar's voice
goddamnit

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McDogles Offline

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#715

06-10-2015, 07:18 AM

ISaidNo Wrote:fuck now im hearing headsurgeon in homsar's voice
goddamnit

"Wahhhhhhhh, I was raised by a cup 'o coffee! A-shoooooo!"

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#716

06-10-2015, 08:24 AM

[18:17:32] <@Hufflaw> They still have barfights in between bouts
[18:17:35] <@HeadSurgeon> copulatory bouts
[18:19:42] <@HeadSurgeon> 6 hours bouts
[18:19:43] <@HeadSurgeon> copulatory bouts

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McDogles Offline

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#717

06-10-2015, 08:52 AM

Wonkmin Wrote:he's always been quite big on the copulation

"Let's plot a course. Intercourse."

Yes I'm just here to post memes from 2007

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#718

06-11-2015, 02:28 AM

i got headsurgeon to say ginormous phallus last night

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#719

06-13-2015, 07:12 AM

While the shuttle was teleporting to hyperspace:
OOC: Haine: UM

OOC: SpyGuy: Um

OOC: Haine: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

OOC: SpyGuy: This did not happen in testing.

OOC: Haine: SPY WHAT DID YOU DO
OOC: SpyGuy: What

OOC: SpyGuy: Wtf

Entire log:

Very long. Very big lag

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#720

06-16-2015, 05:16 PM

Quote:Kiki's Lazy Squishbutts start turn 3.
Big Branchy tries to throw Snore:
Throw Team-Mate Roll [ 5 ]
Big Branchy throws his team-mate successfully.
Succeeded on a roll of 2+ to avoid a fumble (Roll + 0 Short Pass + 1 Strong Arm - 1 Throw Team-Mate > 1).
Scatter Rolls [ 5, 4, 4 ] South, Southeast, Southeast
Player scatters from square (12,12) to square (14,15).
Snore is pushed into the crowd.
Injury Roll [ 6 ][ 5 ]
Rolled Total of 11
Snore suffers a casualty.
Casualty Roll [ 4 ][ 2 ]
Snore has been seriously injured.
Snore has got a groin strain (Miss next game).

<immurphy> did you just crowdsurf your own guy

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