Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[crasscrab]

all monkeys fart in they own faces if they're laying down

[Sundance]

all monkeys fart in they own faces if they're laying down

I read this in david attenborough's voice.

[Ed Venture]

12:18 wonk: game of CUNTS
12:18 Hufflaw: Yeah plenty of cunts in it
12:18 Hufflaw: I think wonk plays one of them
12:18 wonk: yeah i play in your mother's cunt all the time
12:18 wonk: owned
12:18 Hufflaw: Dad?

[Huff H Law]

[Berrik]

Dominick Candles exclaims, "Call the shuttle!"

The board spells out a message ... "flee"

[Jerkops]

Spoiler!

12:18 wonk: game of CUNTS
12:18 Hufflaw: Yeah plenty of cunts in it
12:18 Hufflaw: I think wonk plays one of them
12:18 wonk: yeah i play in your mother's cunt all the time
12:18 wonk: owned
12:18 Hufflaw: Dad?

You didn't quote the whole thing!

<wonk> yeah i play in your mother's cunt all the time
<wonk> owned
<Hufflaw> Dad?
<wonk> Nigel?

[Mofleaker]

The Unholy Jeff Worshippers implied an undercover operative was acting on their behalf on the station currently.
After some investigation, we are 54% sure that Mr. Muggles may have been involved, and should be closely observed.

[crasscrab]

never did trust that monkey

[Blueleaf]

[Huff H Law]

OOC: Menias: there are some people who play this game I am surprised can breath without a picture book telling them how
OOC: ProPete: i know a bunch of meathead jocks that play SS13 all the time
OOC: ProPete: they all play it in the locker room before the Big Game
OOC: ProPete: a jock was stuffing me in a locker and i said 'please don't weld it like in SS13' and we bonded and became friends

[BaneOfGiygas]

Fun with ouija boards:

The board spells out a message ... "trap"
The board spells out a message ... "unclear"
The board spells out a message ... "wizard"
The board spells out a message ... "potato"
The board spells out a message ... "trapped"
The board spells out a message ... "engine"
The board spells out a message ... "agent"
The board spells out a message ... "innocent"
The board spells out a message ... "killer"
The board spells out a message ... "traitor"
The board spells out a message ... "orange"
Andreas Feithiti [145.9] exclaims, "...the wizard has turned one of our innocent agents into a potato and is now wreaking havoc as a ruthless killer garbed in orange!"

[Ed Venture]

HeadSurgeon they go to hear swear words in peoples hair when i was a horrible influence

Fucking HeadSurgeon knows how to push my buttons

[UrsulaMejor]

Code:

[15:02] (@Haine) damnit I can't figure out how to eat this rat
[15:02] (@Haine) or I mean how to cook it
[15:02] (Conor12) Haine is your life that bad
[15:02] (Hufflaw) Haine my condolences
[15:02] (kirex) haine we are so sorry
[15:02] (@Haine) no I have other options I just wanna learn how to cook the rat
[15:03] (@Haine) there's a very nice burger here as well
[15:03] (Urs) are... you okay?
[15:03] (Dions) shes on the paleo diet

[Ed Venture]

HeadSurgeon: cant melt steel beams but catgirls can

[UrsulaMejor]

Code:

<Apo123> I almost chased the bubs bee into the crusher