Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace

[Megapaco]

Go check the clown's room and see if he's there

[Zadeon]

Go to botanty and smoke some weed

[Frank_Stein]

Go hire the detective to help solve this mystery.

[phart]

Go to botanty and smoke some weed

Code:

Oh dang. You're zonin' out man. What the heck were you even doing... oh, that's right, like, some form of... drug bust? Nah, that isn't right. Oh well, work makes you a GRUMPY LITTLE ROBRAT. You could stand to take it really slow for once.

......

You may legitimately be hallucinating on all this WEEDS, what type of strain is this stuff? This BOTANIST BRUD is way too blazed to ask, and you're freakin' out here. Time seems to slowdown with every toke.

......

You want some CHIPS, you can't eat, but you still have a dire craving for crunchy salty goodness right about now.

[pizzatiger]

Indulge in the salty goodness of the hydroponics dude's blood and then blame it on the killer your trying to catch

[DyssalC]

Arrest yourself for drug abuse.

For shame.

[Mageziya]

Question how the fuck you are getting high.

[MaRcuSTheDAWG]

Make friends with this lil' guy.

[WrongEnd]

Arrest yourself for drug abuse.

For shame.

[pizzatiger]

Arrest yourself for drug abuse.

For shame.

i didn't see any drug abuse, i just saw a Robot holding some flaming paper who just so happens to have the munchies for human blood

[phart]

Arrest yourself for drug abuse.

For shame.

Code:

OH MY GOSH YOU'VE SUNKEN TO THE LEVEL OF THE !!WAGE SLAVE CREW!! There is only one thing left to do.

Code:

You are a disgrace to the law, and it feels to great to put yourself in cuf-Oh shoot it's BEEPSKY, just play it cool.

[Zadeon]

Offer him a reefer.

[WrongEnd]

Offer him a reefer.

And if he accepts, put him in cuffs too. An officer of the law should never accept drugs!

[MaRcuSTheDAWG]

Show beepsky your buds, Secbuddy and Scuttlebot!


(scuttlebot is )

[poland spring]

tell beepsky you just arrested some criminal scum and rough yourself up a bit by tipping over again