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Tech Wizard (as Erza Sauter) says, "MHOL HOTTOV"
Jones dies!
Jones dies!
Jones dies!
Jones dies!
Jones dies!
Jones dies!
Jones dies!
Jones dies!
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Conor12 Wrote:Immediate regret: The message
Quote:MENTORHELP: Gohalainn/(Adam Jensen): Why did someone just stab me and i instantly died.
MENTOR PM: Hufflaw/(Franklin Briner)->NULL/(Adam Jensen): I'm going to guess a poisoned scalpel.
MENTOR PM: Hufflaw/(Franklin Briner)->Gohalainn/(Adam Jensen): Oh yeah sweet, sure ASK AWAY THEN IMMEDIATELY LOG OUT YOU FUCK Oh god, that's beautiful. 2 thumbs-up out of pretty good, Huff.
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DEAD: Ghost (Rickie Basinger) wails, "Smooth"
DEAD: Ghost (Cyber Chemicals Operative #4) moans, "why rush a guy with a rocket launcher"
DEAD: Ghost (Rickie Basinger) wails, "Why would you shoot a rocket launcher indoors"
DEAD: Ghost (Cyber Chemicals Operative #4) wails, "everything was fine until you ran straight at me for no reason lol"
DEAD: Ghost (Rickie Basinger) grumps, "i was thinking 'there is no way he is dumb enough to shoot me point blank with a rocket'"
DEAD: Ghost (Hanna Strawberry) laments, "Every day is a new surprise."
DEAD: Ghost (Rickie Basinger) wails, "very true"
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BYOND Username: HaineSA
Code: Nitrous_ was booted from #goonstation by Hufflaw (I need you please come back)
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Steaven Deathwish says, "Its just drugs not gonna hurt anyone"
Moses Goodman says, "you are the worst vice officer ever."
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BYOND Username: Ed Venture
Quote:DEAD: Ghost (Pretty Much Chips Ahoy) moans, "ill rastle you until your weenie falls off"
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BYOND Username: MaRcUstheDAWG
Quote:Galactic Corporate Update
Meteor Alert
Class 30 meteor shower approaching from the east. Impact in three minutes.
DEAD: Unknown (as Jimbo-Burger) wails, "no"
Father Jack exclaims, "FECK!"
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BYOND Username: Ed Venture
Quote:This is a writing.
Someone's scribbled something here.
It says:
THE GREY TIDE RISES
It's a writing sure but I say it still counts.
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I spawned a couple of cluwnes in the little gardens in escape.
Quote:Mister Sloan [145.9] says, "Nothing like the crunch and giggle of a freshly picked cluwne from the tree."
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Quote:Analyzing Results for Mike Markerson:
Overall Status: -504% healthy
Damage Specifics: 605 - 0 - 0 - 0
Key: Suffocation/Toxin/Burns/Brute
Body Temperature: 26.4649°C (79.6369°F)
Blood level: NORMAL | Foreign objects detected
Severe brain damage detected. Subject likely unable to function well.
Active Medical Emergency: Cardiac Failure (Stage 3/3)
Spread: The patient is having a cardiac emergency
Suggested Remedy: Cardiac Stimulants
Active Medical Emergency: Cardiac Arrest (Stage 1/1)
Spread: The patient's heart has stopped.
Suggested Remedy: Electric Shock
Captain Don Geon is trying to perform CPR on Mike Markerson!
Captain Don Geon says, "How has this asshole not died yet?"
Mike Markerson seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Mike Markerson gasps.
Captain Don Geon is trying to perform CPR on Mike Markerson!
Captain Don Geon says, "oh"
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Ed Venture Wrote:Quote:DEAD: Ghost (Pretty Much Chips Ahoy) moans, "ill rastle you until your weenie falls off" he'll do it is the scary part
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Quote:*click* *click*
*click* *click*
Neddy Seagoon says, "Hey Lia"
Lia Alliman says, "yo"
Neddy Seagoon asks, "Want to try a drink?"
*click* *click*
Neddy Seagoon points to the cocktail glass.
Lia Alliman says, "sure"
Lia Alliman takes a sip from the cocktail glass.
You feel Swedish, however that works.
You feel FUCKED UP!!!!!!
Holy shit, you start tripping balls!
You feel great!
You begin to recover.
Lia Alliman grumbles.
Steve Jobs throws the drinking glass.
The drinking glass shatters!
Neddy Seagoon says, "You'll be fine. In a bit"
Lia Alliman slurs, "mun"
Lia Alliman mumbles.
Lia Alliman slurs, "ee ffeel ffoocghed oop"
You start bleeding!
BOOM! Lia Alliman's head explodes.
Lia Alliman seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Neddy Seagoon [145.9] says, "Crew, I still have plenty of drug-enhanced booze at the Bar"
Neddy Seagoon says, "OH GOF"
Malachi Russel grumbles.
Neddy Seagoon says, "OH GOD"
Steve Jobs exclaims, "Holy FUCK!"
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BYOND Username: Ed Venture
DEAD: ADMIN(Daeren) says, "so in the fbi's database, there are space man farts"
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Ed Venture Wrote:DEAD: ADMIN(Daeren) says, "so in the fbi's database, there are space man farts"
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Ed Venture Wrote:DEAD: ADMIN(Daeren) says, "so in the fbi's database, there are space man farts"
It is reference to Cogs accident with FBI. He reported someone who tell that he will kill his school on Goonserver. Later, the FBI asked Cogs to tell them what SS13. He couldn't find any screen without farting.
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