Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Huff H Law]

DEAD: Ghost (will.AI.am) wails, "can vox say "ass blast usa"

DEAD: Ghost (will.AI.am) laments, "Also just for the record: I wouldn't ask whether the vox could say ass blast USA"
DEAD: Ghost (will.AI.am) moans, "I'd demand it!"
DEAD: Ghost (Redbeard Rum) wails, "can the vox say ass blast usa?"
And it did.

[Bologna Prime]

OOC: Haine: friends we have learned why the servers were sometimes failing to restart
OOC: Haine: as it turns out fridges were sometimes making infinite chicken nuggets
OOC: Haine: also yes, because I suck

[pizzatiger]

Shitty Bill asks, "You a cop?"
Erza Sauter says, "no"
Erza Sauter says, "i'm your killer"
Shitty Bill screams!

[Convair880]

OOC: The Lovely Pyro: This server reminds me of what happens if a bunch of people escape a mental ward

[Sundance]

Gabe Arr [145.9] says, "Do not teleport me to the ice moon"
Gabe Arr [145.9] says, "I am in the closet"
Gabe Arr [145.9] says, "Fuck you"

I had a brief lapse of memory there and I burst out of the locker asking the only other guy there for help. I was gasping for air and also forgot that the guy was the changeling.

I came back into consciousness for a brief second to see the detective filling the changeling with lead, then throwing me back through the portal to hear "Maybe we shouldn't teleport him to the ice moon."

haha yeah I wondered to the ice moon to rescue you, only for the ling to be there.
I was like "do you happen to know which way gabe went?" to the changling that we banished.
And he was like "that-a-way"

..and then I got a face full of acid.

[pizzatiger]

The sub-par space parrot chirps, "the mustard head person"

Even Haine's Parrots know the truth

[Ali0en]

I was the detective who saved Gabe. I knew the banishing wouldn't work. People kept going to and from the site. When I called for a blood test on the HoS, no one listened and they called me dumb.

The HoS did get turned into a long.

[Gannets]

Fooman Shoe [145.9] says, "Good job, crew. We've officially tazed a clown so many times he's gone into cardiac arrest"

[UrsulaMejor]

[atomic1fire]

Dick Justice says, "you're obstructing justice"

Action moviest quote of the year

[Blueleaf]

[Conor12]

Immediate regret: The message

MENTORHELP: Gohalainn/(Adam Jensen): Why did someone just stab me and i instantly died.
MENTOR PM: Hufflaw/(Franklin Briner)->NULL/(Adam Jensen): I'm going to guess a poisoned scalpel.
MENTOR PM: Hufflaw/(Franklin Briner)->Gohalainn/(Adam Jensen): Oh yeah sweet, sure ASK AWAY THEN IMMEDIATELY LOG OUT YOU FUCK

[cgrn10]

<HeadSurgeon> dions story chapter six: shes pregnant

[Roomba]

Thommu Weseheeh [145.9] exclaims, "SEACUUWHTY STOELEA AHLL MY SHIIT! WHAHT AH JEEWH!!!"
Thommu Weseheeh [145.9] says, "ah jeewh"
Thommu Weseheeh [145.9] says, "ah jeewh wOEw"
Thommu Weseheeh [145.9] says, "WHAI DoeeeS iiT MahKee Mee SahY THAHT"
Thommu Weseheeh [145.9] says, "ii CahN'T SahY 'JeeWH' WiiTHoouuuT iiT SoouuuNDIING ahNTiiSEEMeeTiiC"
Thommu Weseheeh [145.9] says, "J ee whK"

OOC: Haine: okay that is "jerk" for the record

[sartorius]

brain thing (1) warbles, "i just dont know which one i am"
brain thing (2) warbles, "I'm the handsome one"