Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Asmadeus]

It start from Vox saying 'Uguu Kawaiii'. It was Readster.
Then, well, this happend.

OOC: Readster: I-It's not like I like being admin... or anything...
OOC: Michaellaneous: Yeah you have a point.
OOC: UrsulaMajor: bubs is the most tsundere
OOC: UrsulaMajor: S-rank
OOC: UrsulaMajor: for sure
OOC: Michaellaneous: Lets just say Haine is super kawai.
OOC: Michaellaneous: Haine-Senpai
OOC: UrsulaMajor: Haine-dono
OOC: 69andahalf: What's ur favourite anime guys?!
OOC: Michaellaneous: Readster is super jelly right now.
OOC: StamosFan: what the hell is a haine
OOC: HaineSA: :'C
OOC: UrsulaMajor: my favorite anime is SS13 Love Gentleman
OOC: Michaellaneous: Because he knows he is not kawai.
OOC: Androidlustjh: pain without love
OOC: Gannets: That's a haine
OOC: Grayshift: I need to go update my admin fanfaction.
OOC: Michaellaneous: I love you Haine.
OOC: Karwelas: Readster - you dirty nerd.
OOC: Dexter249: how about grand theft clown?
OOC: Readster: Wow rude
OOC: Karwelas: I will be ever more rude.
OOC: Karwelas: YOU ANIME LOVER.
OOC: Readster: you're all ganging up on me
OOC: Js10credible: dragonball xenoverse is actually a pretty good game
OOC: 69andahalf: Karwelas that was really mean, you should say sorry.
OOC: Androidlustjh: *gasp
OOC: 69andahalf: You hurt Readster's feelings
OOC: Grayshift: wonk gazed into aIBM's eyes.
OOC: UrsulaMajor: Readster is that white guy who goes to Japan because he likes anime and has his dreams crushed when he realizes that Japan hates anime
OOC: 69andahalf: Heh
OOC: Michaellaneous: Japan are extremely racist.
OOC: 69andahalf: I leanred Japanese form anime

Later.

icholas Nick Nash [145.9] says, "Next part insulting Readster"
Nicholas Nick Nash says, "Next part insulting Readster"
Dexter Grifflez [145.9] exclaims, "More like nerdster!!!"
Nicholas Nick Nash [145.9] exclaims, "You don't know S-F! You prefer Star Trek more then Star Wars! You like Obama! You think that D&D 3th edition is best! You are Twilight fanboy! You think Harry Potter is high fantasy!"
Nicholas Nick Nash [145.9] exclaims, "AND THE LAST ONE!"
Nicholas Nick Nash [145.9] exclaims, "YOU ARE FANFIC WRITER READSTER!"
Nicholas Nick Nash [145.9] says, "FEEL THAT BURN"
Napoleon Bonaparte [145.9] says, "Fanfic is good"
Michael Laneous [145.9] says, "In my fix I ship Haine with Cogwerks, after Cogwerks leaves Readster."
Malachi Agg [145.9] says, "AI open."
Napoleon Bonaparte [145.9] says, "I, Napoleon, am going to do a lot of meth"
OOC: Readster: HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY FANFIC!
OOC: Readster: I mean um

[BaneOfGiygas]

the butt suddenly pulls Eic Mang inside and slams shut!

[RicartElit]

the butt suddenly pulls Eic Mang inside and slams shut!

Hey! I though this was goon and not vorestation!

[Ali0en]

the butt suddenly pulls Eic Mang inside and slams shut!

this is fucking hilarious, my god

[Ali0en]

While I was reading Goonstation Hunger games over the radio, this happened

Asse Daye says, "That night: Reset Naywalk sets an explosive off, killing Jay Wolff, Bob Ludwig, and Malachi Agg."
GIANT EXPLOSION
Cookie Packer [145.9] says, "something just blew up."
Simon (s)Laughter [145.9] exclaims, "Wow, those sound effects are amazing!"
Asse Daye says, "That was Reset naywalk"
Damian Garneys [145.9] gasps, "oohhh gggoodd"
Asse Daye [145.9] says, "Thanks, we spend a lot on those"

[Berrik]

Tonio chimpers, "Hell is empty and all the devils are here."

[UrsulaMejor]

<Fistefoe> 25/M/176
... some time later ...
<HeadSurgeon> im 22/F/aus
<Fistefoe> So far headsurgeon has been the only one to be truthful to my a/s/l query

[Haine]

<Fistefoe> 25/M/176
... some time later ...
<HeadSurgeon> im 22/F/aus
<Fistefoe> So far headsurgeon has been the only one to be truthful to my a/s/l query

<HeadSurgeon> (From Fistefoe) hi
<HeadSurgeon> (To Fistefoe) hi hepbutto!
<HeadSurgeon> (From Fistefoe) what's up
<HeadSurgeon> (To Fistefoe) whats Fistefoe is me irl
<HeadSurgeon> (From Fistefoe) Want to talk about soething?
<HeadSurgeon> (To Fistefoe) shoot yourself talk
<HeadSurgeon> (From Fistefoe) I don't have a gun and I wouldn't shoot myself
<HeadSurgeon> (To Fistefoe) i shoot people remove everything but yeah marquesas
<HeadSurgeon> (From Fistefoe) Yeah okay this conversation is over.
<HeadSurgeon> (To Fistefoe) a conversation

(HS PMs me like this whenever someone PMs him)

[Spy_Guy]

Alberto Spock [145.9] says, "Haine."
Alberto Spock [145.9] asks, "Please, can you do little thing for me?"
Horse Horsington [145.9] says, "neigh"
OOC: HaineSA: what
Alberto Spock [145.9] says, "Make some crused horse mask that make you say only NEIGH."
Alberto Spock [145.9] says, "This should work on these terrible punes."
OOC: HaineSA: nej

:sweden:

[sartorius]

The powder explodes!
NagBot 6001 states, "You call that pain?"
The powder explodes!
NagBot 6001 states, "You call that exploding my head"
NagBot 6001 falls apart with no chest to keep it together!

[Blueleaf]

Mariabella Earl [145.9] says, "Attention crew. This is the Medical Director. My organs all fell out. Oh god."

[Xeram]

*One nuclear explosion later*

OOC: HotawhatBaabhabhiat: Thanks to the captain who left the disk in the safe with teh password of "boob"

[Blueleaf]

Jammy Roger tips his the sexerific fedora and winks.
Jammy Roger states, "M'lady."
Jammy Roger uguus!
Jammy Roger farts on the bible.

[Haine]

Jay Wolff starts biting Fox Mulder. Oh no!
Damian Garneys gasps, "ah"
Damian Garneys gasps, "mr wolff"
Jay Wolff finishes biting Fox Mulder. That was horrific!
Damian Garneys gasps, "oyu looke ike a man with taste"
Jay Wolff says, "I am"

[Nubcake]

Jay Wolff starts biting Fox Mulder. Oh no!
Damian Garneys gasps, "ah"
Damian Garneys gasps, "mr wolff"
Jay Wolff finishes biting Fox Mulder. That was horrific!
Damian Garneys gasps, "oyu looke ike a man with taste"
Jay Wolff says, "I am"

I think I need a new keyboard, those typos are horrendous.