Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Grizzwold]

Indigo Cross suddenly bursts into flames!
Indigo Cross says, "GROUP HUG TIME"

[AlphabetJones]

<HeadSurgeon> angriestibm posted a cure ebola is cured

Thanks aibm, you're a hero.

[TheTrixRabitt]

Jayne Lester [145.9] gurgles, "What's a radbow?--OOF"

I hope to god he got shot by a radbow because that would make this funny.

[Morrigi]

Dr. Floorpills? says, "Don't link furry necrophilia like discount dan."
You hear a quiet click, as Totally A Human shuts off the Zippo lighter without even looking what they're doing. Wow.
Geoff Goldman says, "lNormally you gotta get them out of the arcade"
C. Janet Pubster says, "All bulshit is admins"
Dr. Floorpills? says, "In fact, let us all shun discount dan for his linking of furry necrophilia"
The cigarette machine beeps, "Smoke!"
Michael Catherina screams!
Maher Yassin has added the crowbar to the backpack!
Virtual Richard Lori says, "HOLY FUCK"

[Ag Bengip]

<HeadSurgeon> .tell haine <headsurgeon> haine is my best friend, my ex, and my therapist

[Weavel]

Swasksilo Humbulembe says, "AI, please open up."
DEAD: Ghost (W00-DY) moans, "Can't, sorry."
DEAD: Ghost (W00-DY) moans, "I'm dead."

[parf]

Smelly Pete [145.9] says, "take a seat friend"
Smelly Pete [145.9] says, "to hear the good word"
Franklin Briner says, "Hey"
Franklin Briner [148.9] says, "Hey"
Smelly Pete [145.9] says, "out of my chair child"
Desmond Blaine [145.9] says, "you said take a seat"

[Huff H Law]

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[parf]

Woodrow Hirleman says, "hi"
Ricky Robby says, "hello"
Woodrow Hirleman says, "wait"
Woodrow Hirleman asks, "you wanna help me ?"
Ricky Robby asks, "with what?"
Woodrow Hirleman asks, "to get peopel to belive the apocalypese is comming ?"
Ricky Robby says, "oh, well"
Ricky Robby says, "i guess i could do that"
Woodrow Hirleman says, "thanks"
Woodrow Hirleman says, "then we spread chaoas"
Woodrow Hirleman says, "hello"
King Midas says, "Hello"
You have added the paper- 'the apocalypese is comming ' to the backpack.
King Midas says, "I have come to church"
You have added the paper- 'the apocalypese is comming ' to the backpack.
Woodrow Hirleman asks, "you know that the apocalypse is comming ?"
You have added the paper- 'the apocalypese is comming ' to the backpack.
Woodrow Hirleman says, "so prepare yourtself"
King Midas says, "Not spelled like that, it isn't"
You have added the paper- 'the apocalypese is comming ' to the backpack.
Woodrow Hirleman says, "so join me and my pepel"
Woodrow Hirleman says, "and survive the apocalypse"
King Midas says, "I'm not joining anything with that spelling"

[CaptainBravo]

<@Wire> i might play the new rimworld update
<@Wire> who would watch me stream that?
<mrbaconator> what's rimworld
<@Wire> rimworld is like
<@Wire> sci-fi DF with graphics
<@Wire> dwarf fortress*
<@Wire> just google Rimworld
<@Naba> I did
<@Naba> I got like five sites about analingus

[Spy_Guy]

HELP: ##/# # [X]: Do excuse my complete newness to the Goonstation system, but is there any way to get up when I've been rammed by a mouse?

[Haine]

Dave Lister (as Unknown) slurs, "Guysh, how do I hooff"
Dexter Grifflez says, "It's 'suicide', it unlocks owl mode."
DEAD: Ghost (Dave Lister) laments, "What the fuck"

[Weavel]

Ed Byrne sucks the fluids from Margaret White!
Medibot beeps, "Delicious!"

[Huff H Law]

You take a bite of A Farty Snott's Every Flavour Bean!
Yum! That tasted like crotch...
You finish eating A Farty Snott's Every Flavour Bean.

[volundr]

You take a bite of A Farty Snott's Every Flavour Bean!
Yum! That tasted like crotch...
You finish eating A Farty Snott's Every Flavour Bean.

Oh, halloween!