General Suggestions Thread! V2.0

[h3half]

Why does everyone ask for a zoo? Why would an in-space research station have a zoo? What would the zookeeper do? What would be the purpose of having the zoo? Where would it go? What would it contain? How would this stay balanced with the rest of the jobs when many animals are killing machines? How would we stop people from letting the Space Gorillas out? Why are all these questions all unanswered even though I've seen this suggestion dozens of times?

[CaptainBravo]

Why does everyone ask for a zoo? Why would an in-space research station have a zoo? What would the zookeeper do? What would be the purpose of having the zoo? Where would it go? What would it contain? How would this stay balanced with the rest of the jobs when many animals are killing machines? How would we stop people from letting the Space Gorillas out? Why are all these questions all unanswered even though I've seen this suggestion dozens of times?

1. zoos are awesome

2. cabin fever

3. nothing, fuck having a zookeeper to tend things

4. you already asked this question

5. move all that crap from the center of the station to the back of an expanded tool storage, put the zoo there

6. reinforced walls, four-ply reinforced crystal glass windows with full crystal glass window overlay and a grille underneath(you can't unfasten windows set up this way because the four-ply windows prevent you from freeing the large one and the large one blocks you from clicking the one-directionals), blast doors as the only viable exit for the creatures(require an e-mag to open these). put the entire zoo somewhere visible(see 5.) so the crew can easily see anyone trying to smash the full windows so they can unfasten the smaller ones(and robust the shit out of them)

[atomic1fire]

I'll make a simular suggestion I made for pathology.

Zoo random event.

Zoo gets spawned in warehouse or something, random dangerous animal cages. Pubbies can examine the cages for animal facts, and not get eaten unless they put their hand inside the cage.

Traitor can emag the cages (or kill the zookeeper maybe) for easy chaos (at the risk of being eaten by a space lion or a killer tomato)

[enforcer9]

I'll make a simular suggestion I made for pathology.

Zoo random event.

Zoo gets spawned in warehouse or something, random dangerous animal cages. Pubbies can examine the cages for animal facts, and not get eaten unless they put their hand inside the cage.

Traitor can emag the cages (or kill the zookeeper maybe) for easy chaos (at the risk of being eaten by a space lion or a killer tomato)

Bring killer tomatoes back to botany

[Anticheese]

Be happy we have explosive tomatoes again!

[enforcer9]

Be happy we have explosive tomatoes again!

That's like comparing piss to poo, it's just not the same.

[atomic1fire]

Add a guidebook to botany, since stuff has been updated, and I have no idea what's different besides the pots, this seems like a good time to do it. (things like weeds are bad, toxic slurry is bad, etc)

also, a way to drain out (maybe right click >drain) the pots because toxic slurry kills plants and it's annoying when you have to wait for it to empty just to grow a plant.

[Winged_Chiller]

also, a way to drain out

I'm pretty sure you can drag click the pot onto you to drain the pot.

[Karakoran]

We need fruitcake to get into the Spacemas spirit.

[BruceHenke]

we need to be able to slip papers under doors, because how else am i going to slip a death threat under the door of the bathroom for the clown to read

[CaptainBravo]

idea i had after beating up a nerd roboticist. if i had been a traitor and been inclined to say, take his brain and keep his ID, i would love to be able to swipe his ID into my PDA and gain use of the Roboticist traitor borg suit.

basically let people swipe IDs into the traitor PDAs to unlock job specific items.

[Kaet]

Could the ID computer get sorted alphabetically please?

[Weavel]

Could the ID computer get sorted alphabetically please?

Fuck that, make it one better; organise it by actual job categories.

something like
(CIVILIAN)
Maintenance
Bar
Kitchen

(ENGINEERING)

Engineer

etc.

Rather than randomly jumpled everywhere

[Veriox]

When someone's a lizard, they should be invisible to thermals. Y'know because lizards are cold-blooded or something.

[BruceHenke]

When someone's a lizard, they should be invisible to thermals. Y'know because lizards are cold-blooded or something.

But since they're COLD blooded, they should appear blue to thermals, or something idk whatever