Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[AffableGiraffe]

I was warped into disposals and locked in there for a bit.
Ettore Hector Boiardi [145.9] says, "Fuck that chaos control shit."
Lily Lilington [145.9] says, "Oh fuck Ettore"
Lily Lilington [145.9] says, "I was drinking soda when you said that."

just before that i was going super fast because of my boots and i just kind of offhandedly said "gotta go fast" and the way you just kind of went ok you're sonic?? made the chaos control comment funnier to me

[Weavel]

OOC: BlakeJohnson: why does the nuke kill everything everywhere
OOC: Comicsan: it's a nuke

[Zamujasa]

Eric Jesse says, "I arrived on the station with nothing but a pocket full of dreams, and grandma's last inheritance: a bottle of bath salts."

[Readster]

Wynber Belburne says, "I get on the station and the first thing I see is a guy slice his own throught, and the chaplain blow his brains out"
Justice Lawson says, "no suspicious activity i can see, AI."

[Readster]

HELP: Admiral jimbob/Spigot The Bear: the game is lagging so much that I am farting in my own face

[oblong]

Hayden Jackson says, "MMMUUSSST EAAT ICCEE CCREEEE----UURRKK"

[AffableGiraffe]

Timothy Dexter (Staff Assistant) [145.9] says, "please do not panic"
Alert: Self-Destruct Sequence has been engaged.
Detonation in T-420 seconds!

[BlakeJohnson]

Roger Wilco asks, "Pop quiz! How long does it take to kill a moron?"
Mark Mickerson screams!
Captain Unknown explodes in a shower of gibs, hair and piracy!
You have added the cleaner bottle to the backpack.
Roger Wilco says, "BAM"
Roger Wilco says, "Sorry, time's up, you're dead."

[McDogles]

Tylerthecripple earned the Fell down the stairs medal.

Oh jeez I'm a bad person.

[Don]

Jim Pickens [145.9] says, "My legs are in my backpack"

[RandyArcher]

This is one I said, having gotten a bit of it from an admin, that I saved for a traitor cultist chef gimmick
(indirectly quoting not copy paste)

Randy Archers says" That is not loaf which can eternal rye,
With griff and gibs even bread may rise."

[AffableGiraffe]

the new material system has been giving me so much grief, but...

Oar Dehrv says, "are you wearing bloody flesh clothing"
Lily Lilington says, "Bloody normal clothing, flesh gasmask."
Oar Dehrv asks, "and a fucking christmas sweater?"
Lily Lilington says, "Yeah."
Oar Dehrv exclaims, "grody!"
Lily Lilington says, "I'm a Satanist."
Oar Dehrv says, "oh ok"

[parf]

Collin Johnson [145.9] gibbers, "I HAVE MADE A FLASHLIGHT THAT MAKES U HIGH.!!!!!"

[Weavel]

Irvine Khan [145.9] says, "AI call the shuttle"
CPUCAKE [145.9] states, "Unless the meteor shower rumors are true, I see no reason to call it."
System Command Update

Meteor Alert

The meteor shower has reached the station. Brace for impact.

System Command Update

Meteor Alert

The meteor shower has reached the station. Brace for impact.

System Command Update

Meteor Alert

The meteor shower has reached the station. Brace for impact.

CPUCAKE [145.9] states, "oh"
Alert: The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Hannes Doe [145.9] says, "Good lord."

[Weavel]

here's another

DEAD: Mostly Leah Lexus (as Isaac Kirkhope) laments, "; HELP near QM"
DEAD: Isaac Kirkhope laments, "rip"
DEAD: Ghost (Brobot) laments, "Little late"

it's the simplest things that make me smile