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Since the contents of these crates are so random, I've decided to make a topic listing all the things people (Including me) have found in the things.
~Oddball's List of Shit He's Seen Come Out of Abandoned Crates~
Lots of alcohol, lots of white, black, rainbow, or omega weed, Little Danny's Snack Cakes, some mining gear including about twenty pieces of a random ore, a laser drill, and some concussive charges, one to four cats for some reason, plasma spores, ten-thousand to one-hundred-thousand credits, one phaser that always come with two attachments, one voltron, one hypospray with three reserve tanks filled with anti-toxin, silver sulfide, and styptic powder, one upgraded laser gun, and a (Probably) friendly space-bear.
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Old Hunting rifle, and some borg upgrades.
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Ettore Hector Boiardi's left arm. Oh, wait I didn't open it, it exploded because I didn't get the right number code. Oops.
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TheTrixRabitt Wrote:Ettore Hector Boiardi's left arm. Oh, wait I didn't open it, it exploded because I didn't get the right number code. Oops.
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KikiMofo Wrote:TheTrixRabitt Wrote:Ettore Hector Boiardi's left arm. Oh, wait I didn't open it, it exploded because I didn't get the right number code. Oops.
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herpmcderp Wrote:KikiMofo Wrote:TheTrixRabitt Wrote:Ettore Hector Boiardi's left arm. Oh, wait I didn't open it, it exploded because I didn't get the right number code. Oops.
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I found a syndicate mailman suit in one.
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Teleport gun
Also, the space bear is not friendly, I once walked proudly into Thrifty BOB's with a fresh million dollars ready to buy a voltron, only to hear a panicked miner scream "OH GOD SPIGOT DON'T GO IN THERE" as I got jumped and mauled
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I found an unlocked one at one point. I opened it. It was a changeling's stash. Then the changeling walked into the room with a new addition. I became the next addition.
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A little noisebox taped to the inside lip of the crate which made a loud obnoxious faaaaaaaaart noise as the lid opened, and an offensive fecal odor.
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my butt.
It was still on my body at the time! How is it possible?!