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Crap Discovered in Abandoned Crates - McDogles - 01-23-2014

Since the contents of these crates are so random, I've decided to make a topic listing all the things people (Including me) have found in the things.

~Oddball's List of Shit He's Seen Come Out of Abandoned Crates~

Lots of alcohol, lots of white, black, rainbow, or omega weed, Little Danny's Snack Cakes, some mining gear including about twenty pieces of a random ore, a laser drill, and some concussive charges, one to four cats for some reason, plasma spores, ten-thousand to one-hundred-thousand credits, one phaser that always come with two attachments, one voltron, one hypospray with three reserve tanks filled with anti-toxin, silver sulfide, and styptic powder, one upgraded laser gun, and a (Probably) friendly space-bear.


Re: Crap Discovered in Abandoned Crates - mozi - 01-23-2014

Gold bar


Re: Crap Discovered in Abandoned Crates - KikiMofo - 01-23-2014

Old Hunting rifle, and some borg upgrades.


Re: Crap Discovered in Abandoned Crates - TheTrixRabitt - 01-23-2014

Ettore Hector Boiardi's left arm. Oh, wait I didn't open it, it exploded because I didn't get the right number code. Oops.


Re: Crap Discovered in Abandoned Crates - KikiMofo - 01-23-2014

TheTrixRabitt Wrote:Ettore Hector Boiardi's left arm. Oh, wait I didn't open it, it exploded because I didn't get the right number code. Oops.
USE A DAMN MULTITOOL


Re: Crap Discovered in Abandoned Crates - herpmcderp - 01-23-2014

KikiMofo Wrote:
TheTrixRabitt Wrote:Ettore Hector Boiardi's left arm. Oh, wait I didn't open it, it exploded because I didn't get the right number code. Oops.
USE A DAMN MULTITOOL

use an emag


Re: Crap Discovered in Abandoned Crates - Lantern - 01-23-2014

herpmcderp Wrote:
KikiMofo Wrote:
TheTrixRabitt Wrote:Ettore Hector Boiardi's left arm. Oh, wait I didn't open it, it exploded because I didn't get the right number code. Oops.
USE A DAMN MULTITOOL

use an emag

use your teeth


Re: Crap Discovered in Abandoned Crates - Bologna Prime - 01-24-2014

I found a syndicate mailman suit in one.


Re: Crap Discovered in Abandoned Crates - bubs - 01-25-2014

jimmy hoffa


Re: Crap Discovered in Abandoned Crates - Amuys - 01-25-2014

I love the Moon Boots.


Re: Crap Discovered in Abandoned Crates - Xenonia - 01-25-2014

The lost city of Xanadu


Re: Crap Discovered in Abandoned Crates - Admiral jimbob - 01-25-2014

Teleport gun

Also, the space bear is not friendly, I once walked proudly into Thrifty BOB's with a fresh million dollars ready to buy a voltron, only to hear a panicked miner scream "OH GOD SPIGOT DON'T GO IN THERE" as I got jumped and mauled


Re: Crap Discovered in Abandoned Crates - BlackPhoenix - 01-25-2014

I found an unlocked one at one point. I opened it. It was a changeling's stash. Then the changeling walked into the room with a new addition. I became the next addition.


Re: Crap Discovered in Abandoned Crates - Klayboxx - 01-25-2014

A little noisebox taped to the inside lip of the crate which made a loud obnoxious faaaaaaaaart noise as the lid opened, and an offensive fecal odor.


Re: Crap Discovered in Abandoned Crates - APARTHEID - 01-25-2014

my butt.

It was still on my body at the time! How is it possible?! GONK