How did you last die

[Zadeon]

I was being chased down by some security guard and assistant after shooting them with unstable mutagen syringes from my syringe gun. As I was trying to get one explosive cigarette out I was stunned and dropped it. They put a straight jacket on me but little did they know that I dropped the cigarette. When the sec guard used the port-a-brig the sparks managed to light the cigarette. A few seconds later BOOM, everyone died. It was

[CrackBauer]

I got wrestled to death by Jay Wolff upon exiting the bar last night. The hallways were filled with screaming and blood as the bath salt-infused Wolff proved he was a robust grapplemaster by tossing me around and ripping my limbs off. He then proceeded to challenge every single bystander near Security, taunting opponents and flexing his muscles all the while. (the wrestling belt is beautiful please don't change it)

[McDogles]

After rolling QM, I threw up my arms and said "Fuck it!", and started a fire sale, consisting of me and Lilly tearing up the floor, taking out the lights, wires, and pipes in QM, and selling them. The engine's pipes burst and we even attempted to sell the fire from it. When we ran out of crap to see we layed down on the conveyor belt, and sold ourselves. My body ended up on the mining level, witch was filled with pipes, O2 canisters, and other crap we sent out to sell. According to my PDA, selling myself earned the station one credit. Worth it.

[crasscrab]

beat up the chaplain then accidentally farted on his bible. i was a traitor too

[Lavastage]

*slap

Repeat 100 times.

oh, I also had 10 microbombs.

[Klayboxx]

being the HoS and hearing a pod battle I get space gear on and fly outside the AI upload where they were apparently fighting and I wander straight into a warp portal I didn't see and gib instantly.

[Zadeon]

I clicked on a light grenade.

[VictorMAngoStein]

Krampus the Kluwne killed everyone on the station last round, including the AI. I summoned him because the syndicate ordered me to kill 3 people.

[Jerkface00]

As the HoS, I saw a fellow spawn then put a syndie pipe bomb into his backpack before boarding the shuttle. I ran over and stunned him. Before I could cuff him however he managed to backslide into the shuttle, arm, and drop the bomb. I dragged the bomb out of the airlock off to the side, then went to throw it only to have it explode in my hand at the open airlock.

[Black Dynamite]

Admin edit: A FINE POST OF CONTINUING STUPIDITY.

[Haine]

Things meth is good for: avoiding bullets.

Things meth is not good for: avoiding crushers.

[atomic1fire]

I was trying to discover whether or not cigarettes can be lit with a flamethrower in the test chamber (I was heading for the test chamber)

The scientists didn't let me in (which they had every right to cause it's their turf)

A scientist kept trying to disarm me (He could have just told me to leave, rude), so finally I hid in the corner of the science hallway, set myself on fire because I wasn't gonna let an actual scientist get in the way of important science, and then screamed bloody murder when he killed me after I manage to put my own flames out.

I singed a small part of science (I purposely didn't set anyone else on fire, it's science, not insanity) and he still freaked out and bashed me with a fire extinguisher.

And no, the cigarette did not get lit.

All in all I probably deserved part of it for walking into science with a flamethrower, even though I bumped into security shortly before hand, told them I needed it for science and as far as I know they didn't care about me having a flamethrower.

[Sebastian2203]

Gib ProdX Pizza Delivery Girl says, "HEY BUDDY"
Gib ProdX Pizza Delivery Girl asks, "YOU WANT SOME PIZZA?"
Rowan Donkin says, "No"
Rowan Donkin says, "NO"
Captain Bravo [145.9] asks, "what's wrong with pizza, guys?"
Rowan Donkin says, "NO"
Gib ProdX Pizza Delivery Girl fires a rocket at the floor!
You are struck by shrapnel!
You start bleeding!

[Captain_Bravo]

Mamma Mia, that's a'spicy pizza pie!

[ISaidNo]

So I decided I would play a round as Good Mechanic. After setting up a public cloner in medbay lobby, I decide that the amount of violence on the station means I should probably distribute some medical vendors around and about. I make like eight frames and deploy a bunch of them in escape. I get on the shuttle and deploy three of them in the shuttle for good measure so that anyone who needs healing can get it easily.

A traitor walked in with a hunting rifle, shot me so hard i flew into the medical vendor, which then fell on me and killed me pretty much instantly. RIP