Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[ClockworkCupcake]

Code:

Lily Lilington says, "I AM CURING THIS MAN OF KURU"
Marco Rubio gasps, "Su eet ees - Bork Bork Bork!"
Lily Lilington says, "I AM ALSO CURING HIM OF LIFE"
DEAD: Marco Rubio says, "I am cured!"

[Chike101]

DEAD: Ghost (Sexbot 512) laments, "NUKE IS GONNA GO OFF"
DEAD: Father Jack says, "FECK!"

[KikiMofo]

DEAD: Ghost (Sexbot 512) laments, "NUKE IS GONNA GO OFF"
DEAD: Father Jack says, "FECK!"

Father Jack always knows just what to say.

[Lavastage]

Cadence Knapenberger [145.9] says, "APCS ARE KILLING"
Tranquilizer (weak) [145.9] states, "SMES ARE INEFFICIENT."
Tranquilizer (weak) [145.9] states, "SMES BYPASSED."

[Cogwerks]

Dr. Homunculus Manslave says, "I have recieved reports about crew members stapling fellow crew members"
SWEDEN states, "Might want to get that staple out of you, Maurice."
SWEDEN states, "Quit bleeding all over my airbridge."

[BruceHenke]

DEAD: Ghost (Dill Throw) wails, "LEt's role play as Lui Smith's ego next round"

DEAD: Ghost (Peacekeeper Pete) wails, "I dont know, even with all of us together"
DEAD: Ghost (Peacekeeper Pete) wails, "Might not be big enough"

[Darkchis]

Doran Farrier digs around in Walter Poehl's chest!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier digs around in Walter Poehl's chest!

[Lavastage]

Unknown farts in morse code, "can't you help me charlie"

[KikiMofo]

Unknown farts in morse code, "can't you help me charlie"

I busted out laughing when I saw that.

[BoJackson]

DEAD: Ghost (Omni Syndicate Operative #4) wails, "My cover was blown, I was using the name santa and the real santa showed up. I had to nerve gas him"

[Lavastage]

Krampus snatches up Bethany Parks in her huge claws!
Krampus shivers.
Krampus says, "NOT SO NAUGHTY!!!"
Philip Seymore Gaffigan [145.9] says, "Not for anything but Krampus"
Krampus raises Bethany Parks up to her mouth! Oh shit!
Krampus says, "BUT STILL!!!"

[Lantern]

Doran Farrier digs around in Walter Poehl's chest!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier cuts out a staple from Walter Poehl!
Doran Farrier digs around in Walter Poehl's chest!

Why do I get the feeling that Jay Wolf MIGHT have had something to do with that?

[Conor12]

[Shoddy]

Cotts Burnswitchy says, "SPETZNANA SPIFF HAS A RED CHAINSAW"

lol

[CaptainBravo]

a successful foreign exchange program

<Iamgoofball> Shoddy: yeah we found a letter from mom in the captain's computer once
<Iamgoofball> someone had been selling backalley animes so we had to get actual evidence there was animes on the disk so we could bust him
<Shoddy> Iamgoofball: I saw that too, it was really quite sad.
<efrem> illegal animes
<efrem> the leading cause of illegal animegrants
<pac0_BR> bad exactly that shit up leading a shot at by security
<Twoflower> anime leads to getting shot at by security