Ideas of questionable quality

[Mouse]

radioactive materials should heat their surroundings by an amount proportional to their radioactivity

[Whele]

The five second rule means that food gets ants after being on the floor for five seconds

[RSOD]

fabricators ask you to do a random captcha every time you use one to make sure you're not an automated process

[GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG]

The five second rule means that food gets ants after being on the floor for five seconds

oh yeah free ant farm

[GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG]

gene that makes it impossible for you to emote (includes flavortext ones like sneezing or going pale but not ones that impact gameplay like fainting) so you can hide behind an object or in a container and nobody will ever find you